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Oh-Bam-Ah


"Water, water, everywhere, and so the boards did shrink.” “Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink.”

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Thanks for adding my story to your list.

"Few are the problems faced by a man which cannot be resolved through the judicious application of 'more napalm.' Of those, none cannot have their resolution become the judicious application of 'more napalm,' via the judicious application of 'more napalm.' Because with enough napalm, eventually the problem becomes that things are not equally on fire." —Erit of Eastcris circa 2013

“If Affection is made the absolute sovereign of a human life the seeds will germinate. Love, having become a god, becomes a demon.”-- C.S. Lewis

"All animals can scream" -- Unknown

"Live well, and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead" -- Unknown

Batman: How do you know all you know.
Amazo: I was programmed with the super powers of Common Sense and Pattern Recognition then was sat down to watch television for most of my life. Your life is like a comedic soap opera with an equally predictable plot.
-- asdo

Thanks for the additions

I assure you, the tales of my demise are greatly exaggerated.

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