I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

lived in Germany until i was 8, then moved to Russia until i was 17 where i was moved to Florida of the USA for these last few years. So sorry if Gramatically I not very good

Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

Poni

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

Let the Clop Flow Freely!!!!

Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

Edgar Deutschland!!!

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Wants to be a Mac programmer.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Why am I still here?

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

Aspiring to live under a bridge, but the man keeps holding me down.

Just someone who loves a good MLP fanfiction

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

I am an artist at heart, but sometimes I write stuff here. :P

I'm back 4 years later to apologize to everyone who read my stories this is really fucking cringeworthy lmao

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Just another writer on the internet, trying to make good times happen.

Navypony is a submariner in the US Navy, but he earns his name for his understanding and love of ships and shipping. Yes, that's shipping ponies.

Age:14 Favorite pony: Rainbow Dash That's all you need to know.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?