I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hug your nearest alicorn.

A Closet Brony (except online *wink*) Discord | Ko-fi

(don't tell anyone)

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

The magic comedy hoers.

Just trying to be better.

Just a tired Welshman with a penchant for writing. You can also catch me on TikTok! Now with added Ko-Fi!

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Ooooh! Butunz!

Pithy Statement

If someone tells you something is true, question it. If it is true then questions can not hurt it.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Horrifically Fun

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm here to help. Avatar image courtesy of Taggerung

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!