I don't know what I'm doing 90% of the time. Really bad at updating things I've said I'm going to update.

Hi.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

I like reading and writing sexytime stories, but don't tell anyone!

"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Been here since Gen 3, hoping to stay till the end! (She/Her)

I write about horses and other creatures kissing. The gayest of kissing

If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Prepare for the power of Dark Arts

"When the buckled girder lets down the grinding span, the blame of loss, or murder, is laid upon the man." - Julia Ecklar & Leslie Fish

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I need some coffee...

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

These words were not written for you, but if they speak to you, they're yours to bear. (Patreon/Ko-Fi)

Short for Lord Regulus. I hope you will enjoy what my brain comes up with. You can throw money at me here: Ko-fi

I am the lord of the changelings, King Cocoon!

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.

astrolatry - the worship of stars

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Writing a book is an adventure: It begins as an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, then a master, and finally a tyrant." - Sir Winston Churchill

I make both fanart and fanfic. I draw all my cover images myself, and I take art and writing commissions!

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I'm an American author who doesn't care what people think about what I write.

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

I like to write, I like to read, and I've got a lot of story ideas floating around in my head. What more can I say?

space is a waste

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I'm a college student and member of many fandoms, including MLP. I'm a total Fluttercord shipper.

Pineapple Love. Beloved Mare. Follow me on Discord: Godfrog#4197 Support me on: My patreon https://ko-fi.com/nailah

Sprout lover

Female Writer, Bisexual Writer, Smolder X Mare Crackship Connoisseur. Creator of the Smolderverse, and writer of many other kinds of clop and SFW stories (Commissions temporarily OPEN)

Just a bat, sometimes writes, sometimes draws

An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

I write things. On occasion.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.