Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Who let the dogs out?

Not being the best? That's a decimating. Not wearing Chevrons? That's a decimating. Fighting for the Emperor? That's a decimating. Liking Imperial Fists? Oh...you better believe that's a decimating.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

It's raining. It's always raining D: Why did I move here again...

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

Account is very much on a non-disclosed Hiatus :D TO THE MOON!

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

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I type stories using my hands

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I'm a writer mostly into gritty, down-to-earth war stories with all their gruesome details and the like. Also, crossovers are apparently the only thing I can write about, doesn't stop the fun there.

Retired, but I still check in.

I'm just a teenage Автомат Калашникова Модернизированный, baby

The future depends on me, and my horde of Evil Overlords.

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)

Tired always.

Hikari ni nare!

Aspiring novelist, taking a break to write some MIP:FIM fan fiction as a writing challenge to myself.

Be kind. For everyone you meet, life is a hard battle.