"Traditional changeling family values are different," King Thorax remarked. When hundreds of angry changelings attacked Twilight after dinner, she wished she'd asked for a better explanation.
Celestia WILL satisfy uploaded minds' values, even if sometimes she has to pretend that she's kind of stupid. Because with some ponies, that's what successful communication takes!
Some ponies need somecreature to be nice to. A proper pony utopia for uploaded human minds should plan for this...especially if it's run by an AI version of Celestia. But sometimes, the plan seems to go wrong.
Cadance wonders what Flurry Heart is the alicorn princess OF. Twilight Sparkle turns perfectionist (Ha! I'll bet you never saw THAT one coming!) and tries to figure out who's more inadequate, Flurry Heart or her mother?
Every day, more people upload themselves into Equestria Online, to live forever as ponies. Even in their final minutes before uploading, they struggle with the pains and joys of being human, and remember the world they leave behind.
Killflower explains the true meaning of gender reveal parties, with a spectacular example. But will Killflower's wife EVER find out whether Killflower is really a stallion or a mare?
Twilight Sparkle investigates why people so often can't see Wallflower Blush. Sunset Shimmer helps, and discovers more than she'd ever imagined possible.
A team of unicorns can raise the sun...but Nightmare Moon will rush to strike them down. How many ponies does it take to KEEP the sun up for an entire day, keep the crops growing, and keep hope alive? And what will they do tomorrow?
"Any regular old unicorn can do magic. That's nothing special." Years ago when they were fillies, that's what Twilight told Trixie. What if Trixie had listened?
To keep pony-shaped robots from eating their brains, Sue and her friends fled into the mountains, where the girls live by their hunting skills and their wits. But Sue discovers the truth is more complicated than she'd thought.
Late one night, Twilight finds out about a secret shipper. A shipper with a deliciously naughty voice and cute little fangs, who doesn't want to take no for an answer.
Trixie finally finds an appreciative audience for her mentalist act...in a poultry plant on Earth. But behind the scenes, she discovers a game of life and death where she almost always loses.
Fluttershy's friends might call the gentle pegasus sensitive. But they don't know the half of it. What is she always so afraid of, anyway? And why is SHE the one pony who can go toe-to-toe with the Avatar of Chaos himself?
What is it about Sunset and that mirror? /// Living in Celestia's palace, does Sunset Shimmer have even one real friend? Or only somepony who LOOKS like one?)
Her parents call her Mona. She calls herself Morwenna Thunderwings. When she attempts an act of forbidden blood magic and vanishes, she ISN'T transported to Equestria.
Spike realizes he's a 'furry.' But he also has the rough, violent intimate instincts of a dragon, so he can never truly be himself with soft-skinned furry creatures like ponies. A Spike x Angel story.
Is friendship REALLY the optimal technology? What if everypony could be happier by giving up some of our yucky, old-fashioned contact with reality? Contains satire.
When human Pinkie Pie visits Equestria, she has to be a pony. And ponies can't have hands. Why is that? Pinkie takes a hands-on approach to finding out.
Our society pressures people to be thin, no matter how unhealthy the obsession can become. What if we were idiotic enough to start treating other forms of self-harm the same way? Maybe Wallflower Blush would finally get fed up.
For once, Suri Polomare has an original idea. Unfortunately, it's a new way to steal other creatures' creative work. So why is Princess Twilight helping her?
You've probably heard of the Ten Commandments, and the Seven Deadly Sins. Some pony philosophers have their own list. In a few days of sweetness and fluff, six good-hearted ponies break all the rules and EARN all the Red Tags.
Starlight Glimmer goes to a mandatory counseling session about suicide. Also, somepony might be dead by the end of the session. Because it's just that kind of day.
Rainbow Dash tries a new prank: hack the Internet to make hyuu-mans look at pictures of her butt. It turns out a lot better and more G-rated than expected.
Who is Dinky Doo's real father? In an unexpected crisis, Derpy Doo reveals the secret truth...more than once. But which story is the REAL truth? Can a clever little filly figure it out?
Fluttershy said softly, "You know how your arms are symmetrical? Your left is like your right? I'm not really into that. I think it's gross." Then it got worse.
Twilight Sparkle has been poisoned, and only one cure is known: cry the toxins out. She has one week to increase her emotional range, or die. Easy choice, right? If only she knew how to do it.
Ten years ago, trying to protect Derpy and Dinky, Twilight cast a forbidden spell she now deeply regrets. Today, Twilight wonders if she can ever make things right.
Is it a cunning heist, or a first date? By the end of the afternoon, both Octavia and Sonata will know the answer. Maybe they'll even agree on what the answer is.
Luna tries to prove she's really Celestia's mother. Will she succeed? Contains at least one lawyer joke, but it's about EQUESTRIAN lawyers, so it's ok.
"Wouldn't it be amazing if I could turn into a cat?" Rainbow Dash said. Twilight Sparkle overreacted. Or so most of Ponyville agreed later, among a chorus of meows.
The Dazzlings were the magic-wielding, mind-controlling queens of Canterlot High, until they lost everything. Can Sonata find something better than what she lost? Maybe something...not evil?
Cherry's spontaneous night changes make her, in many ponies' eyes, a changeling-like freak. But one night, an innocent dream turns into a nightmare that leaves her no place to hide. (Unfortunately, an unauthorized sequel to something by Shaslan [...]
After a nasty breakup with Sunset Shimmer, a Twilight Sparkle discovers a way to travel to parallel universes. Millions of Sunset Shimmers who've never met her. It was a perfect plan...until it wasn't.
Foal Protective Services decides Derpy's clumsiness is too dangerous, and tries to take her daughter away. How many crimes and explosions will it take to keep a family together?