Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"You think you know me..."

No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

haha rainbow machine go brrr

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

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I'm not the greatest writer, but specialising on short and simple stories of cute ponies from MLP:FiM and G5. Just your fan from the UK.

Neither man nor mouse nor glom of nit.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!