I was on this weird train-like object. The [train] was accelerating upwards. It appeared to be a form of space travel. There were mostly ponies on board. This one cyan pegasus (for some reason I could read his thoughts) was thinking about how he could just fly back if he fell, and decided to drink with friends. I also saw an earth pony filly that looked like a filly Sunny with her father. The [train] kind of shook, sending the father through a window. The filly was shocked, and I decided

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WARNING! You are about to read something resembling a rant.

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Most people write Applejack with an accent like this: "Howdy, Ahm Applejack" This made it difficult to read. Although it makes it more interesting, it isn't really needed. For n x-ampl, eye have a Californian axent. <-- You can write like this for basically any accent because of how English words are spelled. Basically all accents have weird pronunciations you can write like this. Why limit it to only a southern accent?

Please correct me if I'm wrong (I probably am, because people should be doing this already if I'm correct), but I'm pretty sure humans can manipulate the weather too.

Step 1. Research wind systems and cycles in the area you want to make it rain in.
Step 2. Extract literal truckloads of water from your closest large body of water, preferably the ocean.

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ᚪᚱ᛬ᛋᛟᚾ᛬ᛁᚴ᛬ᚠᛖᚱᛠ᛬ᚠᛖᚱᛠ᛬ᚻᛖᚠᛠ. ᚪᛋᛄᚢᛗᛁᛝ᛬ᚦᚫᛏ᛬ᛄᚩᚱ᛬ᛋᛟᚾ᛬ᛁᚴ᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᛋᛖᛁᛗ᛬ᛗᚫᛋ᛬ᚫᚴ᛬ᚪᚱ᛬ᛋᛟᚾ,᛬(5.97237×1024 kg) × 333,000),᛬ᛁᛏ᛬ᚹᚢᛞ᛬ᛒᛠ:ᚪᚢᛚᛗᚩᛋᛏ᛬ᛁᛗᛈᚪᛋᚪᛒᛚ᛬ᛏᚢ᛬ᛗᚢᚠ,᛬ᚫᚴ᛬1kg᛬ᛁᚴ᛬ᚪᛒᚩᛏ᛬ᚻᚫᚠ᛬ᛟᚠ᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᚹᛖᛁᛏ᛬ᛟᚠ᛬ᚪᛁ᛬ᚠᛖᚱᛠ᛬ᚻᛖᚠᛠ᛬ᛒᚢᛣ. (5.97237×1024 kg) × 333,000)᛬ᛁᚴ᛬ᚠᛖᚱᛠ᛬ᛟᚾᚱᛁᚪᛚᛁᛋᛏᛁᛣ᛬ᚪᚾᛚᛖᛋ᛬ᛋᚪᛚᛖᛋᛏᛁᚪ᛬ᛁᚴ᛬ᛋᛟᛗ᛬ᛣᚪᛁᚾᛞ᛬ᛟᚠ᛬ᚸᚪᛞ. ᛒᛟᛏ᛬ᚻᚫᚱ᛬ᛁᚾ᛬ᛗᚫᛁ᛬ᛄᚢᚾᛁᚠᛖᚱᛋ,᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᛋᛟᚾ᛬ᛞᛟᚴᚪᚾᛏ᛬ᛗᚢᚠ᛬ᚪᚱᚫᚢᚾᛞ᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᛖᚱᚦ,᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᛖᚱᚦ᛬ᛗᚢᚠᚴ᛬ᚪᚱᚫᚢᚾᛞ᛬ᚦᛁ᛬ᛋᛟᚾ.

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Supposedly, there is a race of ponies that live underwater. This is a myth.

Seaponies are supposed to be ponies that have a fish tail instead of hind legs. Surprisingly, aquatic animals have evolved from land mammals on Earth before. Seals and sea lions are part of the Caniformia suborder, the suborder that includes dogs and bears. Whales and dolphins and part of the Artiodactyla order, the order that also includes deer and pigs.

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The idea of transfiguration is an interesting one, but let me tell you why it's nonsense, and it all has to do with one equation that I am not going to do. I will be using the HISI (Metric) system for weight comparisons, but you should be able to figure out weights by the object in question.

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Is it possible to manipulate the sun?

Our sun is very, very heavy. Assuming that your sun is the same mass as our sun ((5.97237×1024 kg) × 333,000), it would be almost impossible, as 1 kg is about half of the weight of a very heavy book, so (5.97237×1024 kg) × 333,000 is very unrealistic unless Celestia is some kind of god. But here in the alternate universe, the sun doesn't move around the earth, the Earth moves around the sun!

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What if instead of Christopher Columbus discovering what is now America, he discovered pre-Gen 5 Equus?
It would be cool if someone made a more realistic map.
(Note: The land mass that we know as Australia still exists, but the name "Australia" went to a British colony on the southern tip of America in this map.)
The magic of the world in this time period is so weak that unicorns would have a hard time lifting a small stick, but still existent.

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