A pony from a machine.

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

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Dare to be Different

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cheshire Cat: "We're all mad here."

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

Providing a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite since 2012

A goofy little miss that's here to write and draw to her heart's content. Her imagination doesn't know when to shut off.

- No Bio provided. Dia II is better, anyway. -

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I'm just here to write.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Writer/Admin/Title VII requirement for Horse News; humanized/equestria girls fanfic writer. Pardon my grit

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life

Back in the Saddle. New Updating Coming right to your face. Not currently Open for Commissions. Feel free to DM me about anything else!

My Little Puny: A Play on Words

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Too much to write; too little time

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Just a guy who loves to read.

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I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

A Swede wrestling with the English language.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

I'm a brony who loves making fan-fictions and give my opinion on movies I've seen.

Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)

WHO AM I?!?

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy