50% Bored, 50% Too Tired.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

I write too much too little for no reason. Now I'm off to hyperfixate on detailing that bush.

Hi. *tips fedora* love to make stories on the spot which is unprofessional and reckless but oh well. #YNWA.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

DO NOT TAKE M&M EDIBLES YOU WILL MAKE A GHOST RIDER MY LITTLE PONY FANFICTION

I write stuff occasionally

Writer, vocalist. Originally had a little story to tell. Over a hundred chapters later, still going strong.

Writing stories out of sheer spite | Ko-Fi

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Creating stories is the only thing I have left where I feel like I add value to the world.

The magic comedy hoers.

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter