Roses are red, violets are blue. The only canon seasons, are one and two.

dirty AiE heathen

Something-something horse narrations.

You Lost The Game

Just another random guy who writes stories about ponies.

Eternal lurker, new writer.

Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

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Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

Just a mediocre writer and yuri fanatic. Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/yuri_fanatic

One day I may bench lmao1Pinkie

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.