Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

*underwater hoot*

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

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I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

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