I used to be relevant!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Leave comments on my stories, and I'll respond! Or check the discord chat https://discord.gg/ndDMD3Y

Forget not that I am a derp.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Too much to write; too little time

In the grim future of Equestria, there is only WAR.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

time is a crime

space is a waste

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

who me

Can I speak to the manager?

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

Want to know how far someone can get writing fan-fictions without watching the show? Lets find out together!

What a beautiful Sunset.

"You think you know me..."

My name is Japanese for, "I don't speak Japanese and I am a liar."

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I also draw pretty pictures :3

This is fiction. But it is based...

Big fan of fantasy and lesbians. If you want magic, lesbians, or ponies, you've come to the right place. Follow me itch.io if you want to see my visual novels. https://thecrimsondm-vanillia.itch.io/