LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

I think this is wheir i say something about myself...

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Teenager, brony, special effects designer.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

I have no idea what I am doing, I write, I read and I play games, what more can a guy want while he waits for college to start again?

In weirdest day, in strangest night, no bad mood shall escape my sight, let those who cry in lonely spite, beware my shippings, Bronyparasite's might!

Just an anonymous clop artist who's trying his hand at clopfic. Most of the clopfic stories around here are all build-up, and only a little sex. My focus is different. Not romance. Hardcore sex.

ACAB | ♠️ | A teacher, student, writer, and opinionated reader. Responsible for cleverpun's Critique Corner. | Donate via Ko-fi

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

If anyone wants to send me any fan art or cover art, send it to my deviant art page, I would love some fan art. Other Name RIspy5655. My Editor is PinkieLunaShy, for all the stories.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Heehee~

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Just some jabroni from NYC.