My clop story lost its lust(re), so I replaced it with a comedy. Well, the former was secretly a comedy, too, in that it was a prank. Basically, you and Rarity being super kinky, then out of fucking nowhere, she rips off your fingernails, LOL, and that's the end. Let's see how well my new story ages... It is all Hell.

Yeah, y'all are going to have to get used to me deleting shit (the old guards are probably already used to it, ha). I recently realised that I like my first story's bonus material more than my first story, and once I realise something like that, there can be only one outcome... Thus, the bonus material is now my first story.

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Yep, I asked Paul if I could be his wife, but he wanted us to have dinner first... so I became PresentPerfect's husband instead, LOL. Whether Perfect Hell or It Is All Perfect, your Hellboy will be forever faithful (unless Paul later accepts me as Mrs. Tired Luna - but let's not, uh... let's not dwell on that...). It is all Hell. 🙂 :)

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OnionPie is the best - so much so that I make a point of following only him. In this blog post, I'll provide a brief guide to Onion's works. However, I developed reading difficulties in 2022 (i.e., that partial joke about being "borderline illiterate"), so I just skimmed his stories, as opposed to putting myself through properly rereading them, to prepare for this. As a result, I won't be able to dive too

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I are interviewist now, and I only ever do things in whatever way makes the most sense to me - so you've been warned! 🙂 I offer two types of interviews: album (long) and EP (short). Albums are for folks I'm curious about, so they consist of eight written questions. EPs are for folks I more just want to give a nod to, so they consist of four. Unless I'm doing something wacky, one question will always be: "I got a Fluttershy tattoo in 2019 (although it's so abstract you'd never tell that that's

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