Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.
Recovering former brony. Came for the ponies, stayed for the community.
Every time you read one of my stories, an orphan is allowed to be happy. Do it for the orphans.
Pascal is an avid reader who is interested in trying his hand at writing fiction for fun.
What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?
Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
Gib mir Kraft und ich gebe dir die Freiheit! ~ Aryanne ich ♀
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
British accents make everything 20% eviller~
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!
Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.
Virginibus puerisque canto. - Horace | O tempora, o mores! - Cicero | Ex Africa semper aliquid novi. - Pliny The Elder
I will catch Spider-Man with ghosts while my son jumps out of a window.
A bit of harmony, a lot of mania, on a foundation of existential thought, sprinkled with logic and innuendo... Damn it, now I'm thirsty.
Our minds bend and our fingers fold. Entwined, we dream . . . I know.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.