This toy is the exact opposite of what Derpy even is!

How the hell is this even possible? Can't believe I actually found this.
This blog post has no purpose.

But in other news, I'm training a new horse, His name is Gord, he's a Fjord-Quarterhorse mix.

I didn't fucking name him, don't give me that shit.
and I don't have a pic right now.
later.

I just want Derpy to be in Equestria Girls. Thats all.

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Alright, so I watched the Equestria Girls trailer, as I'm sure many of you have, and here is what I have to say:

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I'm sorry everyone, but not even Vinyl Scratch can rival this epic bass drop. Sorry...

But this is the greatest thing I've ever heard, InfiniteGates can back me up on this one. He was there when I screamed "HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT THATS AWESOME!!!!"

Edit: had wrong version
Edit 2: This offended me greatly, considering how great Elton John is.

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My friend and I recently watched "Littlest Pet Shop: Gailbreak"... All I can say is, this show makes My Little Pony look like it was made for us "Older" fans. I noticed a few things though:
1) That Zoey character has Twilight's coloration, Rarity's mannerisms, and Celestia's voice. All I could think whenever she got upset was "Send that bitch to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

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Alright, in my last blog post, I said there would be an art contest for the cover art of "Lewis, We're Going to Save the World", and I meant it. So here are the details:

1) I will choose which image gets to be the coverart.
2) Images can be PMed to me.
3) it needs to have:
Sips
[img][URL=http://imgur.com/QveS63C][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QveS63C.jpg[/IMG]

Hannah
[img][URL=http://imgur.com/U02q6oT][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U02q6oT.jpg[/IMG]

Sjin

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Yesterday and the day before, we had snow days. In May. All I did for two days was listen to the same two episodes of Doctor Whooves and Assistant. Just "Apples and Arguments" and "Wrong Way Backwards 3/3". But I did watch something else. This video made me really sad and even though its just a comic dub and has nothing to do with the actual program, but its SO DAMN SAD!!!!!!!!! *cries*

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My friend surprised me with this this morning, I was so excited because I absolutely LOVE Doctor Who! I have gotten nothing accomplished today since I've just been staring at it all day. I put a Dalek on my finger and walked around saying "Exterminate. Exterminate."

There are so many fucking puns on it. "Remind yourself in the past, present and future.*

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Seriously? It is currently April twenty-fourth, there is a blizzard outside, and it is minus seven. I mean, I know I live in Canada, but this is getting ridiculous. This time last year we were done seeding already!!! And that's a shit-tonne of fields to seed!!! This fucking sucks. And the ski hill closed in March, and there's like three feet of snow. Fuck it, gonna go sledding later. Writing a new story btw.

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