"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.
If a tire was on fire during a blizzard, would you stay close to it and keep warm, or run from the awful smell?
We are the collective consciousness of the Author Support group.
Everywhere I go, Bronies always know that Jacob Keel has got a pony that he loves to show.
A Canadian brony with too much free time on his hands and too much of an addiction to the internet and video games
I write novels about crime, fantasy, and the supernatural. Sometimes, I write about ponies... is for fun!
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.
Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.
A little self conscious, I suppose. Hopefully putting these out will help with that.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
17 years old, currently studying at higghschool in Perth Western Australia m9!
Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
Let ideas and all speech be free. I will respect your ideas, your characters, your ponies. Feel free to ask me anything!
You're the last one, complete the fan fiction!
I'm a fantasy enthusiast who loves to write, and I'm aiming to be a professional fantasy writer eventually. I love to help out other authors when I can. Feel free to PM me or drop by and say 'hi'.
Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)
Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3
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Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?