Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

A simple dude who'll write stories that no one ever tries. Also, Tia is best pony.

Too much.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

"I'm not racist I hate everyone equally" -Probably from someone I don't know, but I heard it from my dad first.

Another one bites the dust.

Hey! I writer anything with my favorite characters, Spike, Ember, Smolder, Discord, Fizzle, Garble...that is most of works and coming works.

space is a waste

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

Tender is the night for a broken heart, who will dry your eyes when it falls apart?

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Cosmetics saleswoman/makeup artist by day, fanfiction writer by night.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Brony for life

I am a young writer living in NH. I write stories about my favorite character, Twilight Sparkle.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick