I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Fan fix writer reader and editor

Wanted for writing and crimes against humanity. Mostly writing...

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I'm back with a new name and a new passion for writing! A phoenix will always rise from the ashes