I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

I am not drunk enough for this right now...

I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

It's a non-stop disco.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write about the countless coital encounters between humanoid horsies, anthropomorphous equines and at least passably bipedal pony people... Also, I really fuckin like Equestria Girls my dudes.

The Low Budget Anthro version of Some_Leech. Now with 30% more Human trash!

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

Let us make beautiful ruins.

ME, MAIMEN, DOCTOR PAVELLEIRE, BUTTON LEE, JUAN OF YU.

A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...

Hysterical. Glacial.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

I'm some sad loser who only reads stories about girls spearing guys open.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.

All my things are horse things!

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Connection Status: Disconnected

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna fap | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Part time writer, full time ded

Cum

U-um... I like ponies...

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Hi, I specialise in stories containing but not limited to, large endowments, apple ponies. large endowments on apple ponies. you know, that sort of thing.

Don't write often, but I have had an idea in mind for quite some time

I write all kinds of furry stories, and I love to hear feedback on my work!

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I am your one-stop-shop for all things merrily melancholy.

Aight, I've just come off a very long "hiatus". Might write again, might not. Who knows anymore? Certainly not I.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.