The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

May the floss be with you.

They told me a could be anything I wanted. So I became a potato.

Writing a comedy fic can be hard. That's why you make bad FCs!

50% lurker, 50% toasted bread

"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Grass grows birds fly and brotha i eat people... not really Oh and im that guy who thumbs up everyones storys to make you feel better if your story was thumbs downed

Unicorn Developer

Heehee~

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

[shitposting loudly]

I'm insane. I'm a horrible person. I'm John "cock-a-freakin'-doodle" Martin, and you will love me.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Hello to my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. My favorite mane pony is Applejack, favorite background pony is Derpy (how dare they change her name), and we are conflicted on which princess is our fav.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Author & Editor; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic; Lt. in the Army of Biscuit; Does Bad Things for Bad Horse; Runs a Nightclub on Holodeck 2.

Writer who loves world building and universe exploring. Discord: Magister Artemis Tao#7048

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow in your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don't know it.

Music "enthusiast", a weirdly nice guy to talk to, has a hat rack, active imagination yet weak at applying it into words, tries to do things while "in the moment" and not thinkthings through.

"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can know binary, and those who don't

Mmm

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/854220/its-been-fun

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Who let in all the goddamn memes?

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Fillyfooling trans mare with a taste for transpony, SweetieBot, motherhood, sisterhood, and polyamory stories. Also, a cataloger of transpony stories.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

Hello! I'm Persian, and my ponysona here is Smiley Bookpony. I'm here to read good stories and maybe post a few ones too. My fav characters are Discord, closely followed by Flim, Flam and Big Mac.

Life is an endless nightmare. When you think you've awoken, look closely.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

Fluffy little bean!