Rapists can climb

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Not a changeling.

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

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Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

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Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Your primary provenance of padded ponies pummeling petrifying plagues. Also, narwhals.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Vidi Terram Novam, Vidi Caelum Novum. Terram, Terram Novam in Hanc Vitam! Mazda descedentem et absterget omnia dolori lacrimas!

FiM fan since 2012

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write the occasional pony story. What else could possibly matter?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Writer, Editor, and Shipper of Good Ships. Your typical cotton candy haired lesbian. Yes, I have pronouns. No, you can't have them.

I type stories using my hands

Writer, Aspiring Novelist, Animation Enthusiast

Hah, you think my heart beats as warm as that?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.