Something-something, witty short bio.
I write stories about the sexual experiences of small, multicolored equines. That's literally my contribution to the world.
"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama
Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
Ship first. Ask questions while shipping. Source
"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...
Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.
I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.
Just a guy who loves to write stories. I hope you enjoy some of them.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Dark doesn't always have to be depressing, morbid shouldn't seem so mundane, and romance without regret just sounds... insane, rather than sweet.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
The beauty of thought. The infinity there. Nowhere is as near as I to anywhere. Everywhere is the same from some point in thought and the same point is in some thought from everywhere. ~ Sun Ra
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writerâ„¢
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.
Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.
I'm an irritating fangirl who also writes. A lot of my stuff is sad. I am sometimes overly sex-positive, so if you are sex-negative, I might have called you an elitist taint jockey. Sorry about that.
I want to be a lion, everybody wants to pass as cats. We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that...
Call me Angel. Full time wife and customer service manager. Part time author. <3 Married as of 10/13/12 <3