Something-something, witty short bio.
The sexiest man you've ever met.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
The spanish version of Frosted Flakes is called Zucaritas and Tony the Tiger looks freaking intense on the box.
dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"
Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.
Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
Scootaloo is the bestest and greatest crusader. Sweetie Belle is nothing but a dog's chew toy--one of the squeaky ones--given life, and Apple Bloom just sucks.
How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.
I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.
Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info
I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.