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Goldy
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Goldy
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I ejaculated
I am from the Train Shrek Explorers, and I think this is the greatest ever! This is going straight to the Padded Cell!
11/10!
>cancelled
Goldie wat.
Goldie nu
Goldie
Stahp
(9/6 would fap many times again)
FUCK YEA
I came.
But I'm pretty sure you could fit more clichés in there.
Nothing I could ever write could possibly compare to the awesomeness that is this story.
I don't think I can read anything else now that I've read this story because other words in the form of a sentence pale in comparison to the raw sex of this story.
oh my god.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-looks at pants-
....godammit
I really like her mane.
Oh Goldy Goldy Goldy. What can I say other than this made me laugh.
This was some funny shit. Keep up the good work.
>no bat wings, blood red eyes, pointy teeth or "blood" in his name
Its like you're not even fucking trying
mein gott....you just took every bad cliche with mlp fanfiction....and somehow made it work
you, dear author....get all of my kudos
I jizzed like a sissy.
That's all.
This has to be the finest piece of literature I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyeballs on. Now if only this erection would stop being so damned rowdy.
...I think I love you.
Incoming shitty reply comment number UN:
2598575
2598582
2598583 AMERICA
2598596 I may add a sequel to this later, featuring some cliches I couldn't fit in.
2598606 <3 u 2 bby
2598613 I don't even know how to read anymore.
2598627 JARATE
2598655 <3 urs to bby
2598656 Tahnks, m8!
2598680 ;____;
/le sukoku
2598742
2598745 I came 4 u to, bby
2598851 I had that problem when I wrote this. Calmly slapping your dick was what I did.
2599211 <3 u 2
2599629
He need a Fez, every Alicorn OC look 20% cooler with a Fez.
2599629 Aww, honey, you shouldn't have~
There are either four people out there who have no idea what fun is or Goldy posted on their fics calling them awful and they're just here for petty revenge.
2599876
Or they are jealous because this story have a better OC ?
2599704 le 20% coler xDD
2599752 No problem, desu-kun~~ :333
2599876 Both, probably.
2599928 That also.
i laughed so hard at the cover art.. and then i saw your avatar, needless to say, i shat bricks
Speaking of that avatar, where did it come from?
This is the best story I've ever read.
2598234
This fic has many layers to it.
2600618 "Shitting bricks is bad for the anus." ~ Confucius
It's real, look it up
2602520 Here. (NSFW, obviously.)
2603005
2603469 Like an onion?
i just edgy-ed in my pants
2604172
NUuuuuu
Anthrooooo~
2604752 Not edgy enough.
2606023 Le desu :333~
Also lolbutthurtdislikers
#getshrekd
I thought at one point in time that no troll fic could surprise me or make me laugh...
Was wrong. Great job.
2607991 This isn't a trollfic.
This is fucking beyond serious, man.
2604172
Certainly not like a parfait, though.
2610410 Of course.
This is the sexxest stuff ive efer red. Pls moar or I repot u.
2635514 I am writing a sequel, I'm trying to have it done by the end of today.
2638633
You write that sequel and I may do another special reading.
2641568 yey :33333333 desu~
I think I gave up trying to understand what the fuck was going on like halfway through reading this. Also, loved it bbg XDDDDDDD #yolo swag
The glorious Trollfics.
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The fuck did I just read?
~Skeeter The Lurker
I hope you know this is getting a dramatic read as well.
Hee hee hee! A new chapter, I love it!
But why is it cancelled?
:)
B-b-but it was cancelled! Why did you lie to me, honey?
This is just the beginning.
2814379 <4 u 2 bby gril
2814499 it keeps habbening
2814637 You read "The Tail of Dark Lightning Sword Slash Attack Blood Melee Shadow Knife Edgy Explosion Rape Stupendous".
2814684 It's always cancelled.
2815338 (:
2815607 Read 2 above.
2816436 *beggining
2817473
Keeping in tone with the rest of the story.
Makes sense.
I wish more people got this kind of humor.