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Is this a typo? I'm not sure what this line is supposed to mean.
Excited Midnight is very cute.
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I'm sure that the second Starla is supposed to be Midnight. Definitely a typo.
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I derped. Fixed now - Starla isn't as self-sufficient as Midnight.
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It's just you.
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Nice. Looking forward to the cuteness of a sleepover.
Oh my gosh!
I can see it now. Midnight and Starla staying up all night during the sleepover. Talking about (their) boys and while doing each other's hair like a couple of 13 year olds. And putting on makeup and
nailhoof polish.John is really going to have to put up an act of how much he will hate it.
This also makes me curious about Theodore and what he and his colleagues talk about.
When moving a couch up a staircase, don't forget to PIVAAT!
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Wow, such witty banter.
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Middie was unforgivably adorable in this chapter. I hope the sleepover includes a pillow fight.
Don’t worry, Middy. A little more training and you’ll have him eating out of your hooves.
That's... Actually pretty thoughtful of him, nice.
Que the shenanigans.
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I'm still not 100% convinced that Theodore is on the up-and-up. With the setup of this story being the way it is, I can't help but have paranoid suspicions that Theodore is the guy in charge of the whole program and this is a deliberate test-run for a new line of products, rather than Middy 'escaping'. What sort of company dumps potential corporate research results into a random junkyard? Have they never heard of industrial espionage? Or was the 'dumping' deliberately done to get Middy into a position that will eventually be discovered by someone visiting the junkyard for car parts... someone like Teddy, who conveniently needs old car parts and showed up not long after Middy was dumped, and who has the connections to get a 'fake' ID tag that reads as real to all the scanners?
I'm getting some serious paranoia from how things just seem to be working out without real issues.
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.....whoosh......?
Is le joke ?
Also unless given some "words of god", there is no way ot nay on midnight getting preggars.
He's going to kick himself when he finds out the back detaches specifically because of door difficulties. Seriously, any decent manufacturer who builds reclining couches will put that feature in, just gotta unclip it and pull up. 😇
Interesting, the co-conspirator isn't allowed to know about Starla? So they must not have a pony of their own then....
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Yes, because a fic trying to trend on the realism side will arbitrarily make conception between humans and ponies likely, because the scientists were totally going to reach that particular stretch goal....
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Yeah, I found out about that when I had to move a new couch in and get rid of the old one. Between me and my 80yr old dad we were struggling badly, even with the backs removed. That new couch was frickin HEAVY. We didn't care about the old one, Took a hammer and crowbar to it, ripping apart the rivets to break it up into smaller pieces... >:)
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I meant to say yay or nay but auto correct sucks. So far the story is pretty "realistic" and not exactly magical fantasy stuff (but then again I haven't read the last like 10 chaps, getting lazy on my reading) but there hasn't been a confirmation on whether pregnancy is possible but considering the fact that she has the parts available and scientists and tech people are often pretty horny I wouldn't put it past them.
Aldo this story has a miniature pony made and including tech that is like 50-100+ years more advanced than the stuff of today, not exactly a super realistic story.
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Yeah, we're going to have to stop right there. The power of the boner doesn't make basic biological requirements moot. We don't care how much you science, a dog can't breed with an elephant can't breed with a parrot can't breed with a pony. There's no magic in this AU, so you can't even handwave that.
Bottom line, unless there's evidence that the genetic manipulation done to accomplish these ponies matches or otherwise deliberately makes their genetic material compatible (which all evidence is to the contrary), it's effectively impossible for them to procreate.
Considering the black project status of things, making the ponies human compatible was the furthest thing from their minds, horny or not.
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"We're" ? Who do you mean we're ?
Kinda goofy you just didn't properly read my comment, your (still) telling me a company of researchers have the technology to make artificial cyborg ponies/fully mechanical ones and even one with a working telekinesis grip(sorta) with rather advanced ai tech and seemingly fully functional (with humans) sexual organs and other organs en mass and also seemly keep it fairly underwraps like its a Cia operation, yet your getting hung up on pony x human breeding ? Like that the line in the sand for you for suspension of disbelief?
Considering there hasn't been mentioned (from what I remember) any male ponies, it would be extremely weird for them to have fully functional sex organs especially something marketed towards children or made with the intention of a companion for younger people.
Be kinda stupid to not think a Lil horny never mixed in. super secret black site project or not, doesn't matter, humans are well well well know for being super duper horny.
Kinda weird how today in our world, we have tech to make clones, genetically modified babies, and artifical wombs with test tube babies right now... yet the world for this fimfic with all the above mentioned tech somehow (being decades more advanced then us) hasn't crossed the cross species breeding specifically with a cyborg type pony that is just about 1000% genetically modified down to each genome ?
Idk I was just tossing a joke out about preganacy scare but you and the other dude just wanna argue about semantics about ponies getting pregnant and realism in a fic about a pony and a dude building cars. Goofy.
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And we find it strange that you seem to think they built them up from nothing and implicitly made them compatible with humans because horny scientists. That's the part where we suspend our belief.
We find it strange that you point out that they're "fully functional (with humans) sexual organs". WTF does that even mean? Do you think they have human genitalia or something? News flash: You don't have to design a pussy to get one that can accept a penis, and that doesn't mean it was done with the human form factor in mind. It seems to us you're the one making a weird line in the sand and getting hung up on the idea that horny scientists made that a major goal for some reason. We think you VASTLY underestimate the human race in general.
Your premise that these ponies were created from wholecloth and carefully built each chromosome up and in the process deliberately made them human compatible is patently absurd. It is almost explicitly stated they started with a standard pony base and engineered modifications towards the appearance of the MLP style, improved intelligence, etc. There was never a "sexless model" as the base was by and large an already existing animal. Midnight is special in this case because they also added augmentations in the form of the horn and wings, or did you miss the fact that the rest of the ponies in her pen were all earth-style?
There was never any mention of such extensive genetic work _at all_, least of which work towards making them capable of reproducing with humans, "decades more advanced technology" (down from hundreds, apparently) would likely not be even close to making that a reality. Just because time has passed, doesn't mean the laws of physics are overcome.
Sure, we can make clones, "test tube babies" etc. But you notice the lack of such things being compatible with completely different species, and often even their own base species? No? Is it because the scientists aren't horny enough to make a dog that can breed with a human and make a real anthro? It seems to me you think it would have been an inevitable conclusion, yet the evidence speaks otherwise.
You can't have it both ways. Either this world's technical prowess is able to write DNA (that WORKS) from scratch so that making arbitrary organisms that happen to also be compatible with obviously-different species, or it's 50 (more like 20) years in the future and people are still hiding such experiments because morality.
You're the one taking a "joke" and arguing. We just replied how unlikely it was, and you took it to "But science and my assumptions! Horny scientists definitely!". Never had to go any further, and yet you're the one who started escalating.
We said our piece, let the author pipe up if it's worth clarifying. We are done on this subject.
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Never said they were made by themselfs, obviously they were based on real life horses/ponies but the modification to make them more agile,smart and correct size ratio and extra parts like wings must mean extremely extensive genetic modifications, they are basically modern day humans compared to our ape ancestors in terms of similarity but abit more extensive.
Another point is I also never said or hinted at scientists being horny enough that the MAJOR goal of the pony was to bang, cool strawman, just said it was a lil side thing that looked to be jimmied in. Of course for a dude it's not exactly complicated to make a hole for a slong to go into but due to basic anatomy and physics it's prob really a Lil more complex than that.
Never was hung up on it (horny scientist), I said it more as a what if,while you you just went "well aCKually, nuh ah". And no I'm not underslestimating the human race, literally some of the worst racist,homophobic, bigot people still push past all the hate they have for certain groups and pork them , power of the p so they say.
Also you're really telling me that with how crazy they go with pony designs and how different its from the standard pony/horse, the fact that it's never mention that they have extensive genetic work means it never happened ? Wack. I said the tech was around 50-100 or also mentioned decades, never changed up on that unless I'm getting them (centuries and decades) switched up again of so then I still mean 50-100 years from now.
Also you seem to forget that technical progress can indeed push past laws of "physics" so to speak kinda. The whole history of science is literally full of people going "now, no way, we can't do that it's impossible" and then a few years go by and it get blown outta the water, case in point- modern cell phones, literally would be super magic for most of human history and also thought to be impossible,but today it's a relatively simple and everyday object like a pencil.
Also I can assure you scientists are in fact horny enough for dog people or cat girls but super surprisingly (sarcasm) aint nobody wanna or gonna fund that since it would be a pretty crazy morality non starter,prob a war crime for most people just on the whole human experimentation front. I'm sure yyo7 can research quite a bit of stuff in medical fields that hasn't advanced much because nobody with money cared enough to fund it to make it happen.
And please don't act like the "bigger person" ,you're over here yapping in the trenches with me. I started with a joke and you and the other dude literally like the nerd meme went " uM, AcTuaLlY" try to argue with me on semantics about a dude fucking a pony in a fiction writing based on a fiction world.
I may be a stupid goober for replying to you but your literally the idiot Over here taking the joke seriously and now you made us both look like dumbasses cause we gotta argue over a joke.
Clown world 🤡,ain't gonna reply no more. You wanna have a serious conversation about jokes, go to reddit.
What in the cocklicking buttfuck is going on in the comments?
I'm going to be candid here – I sorta wish I had cut out the sex for this prose adaptation. Besides narrowing the audience for basically one scene, I feel like most people have expectations for there to either be more/increased sexual activity, or consequences of unprotected sex – neither of which crossed my mind when doing that update – or afterward, for that matter.
It really comes down to being a one off scene in this story, for better or for worse. A sense of how close the two of them have really bonded, and how they've tossed away their hangups over each other.
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I made a joke, someone(s) took its seriously, argued in public rather than taking it to dms. Kinda don't know why they started yapping when we could done this in dms but nobody knows what dm are on this site I guess ?
I Feel bad about clogging up the comments with the books we wrote down there for sure.
I know why the sex scene was included and what it represents but they wanted to argued semantics towards a joke and I kept feeding into it.
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They don't have biological wings or horn, please read carefully.
If you didn't want to argue, why are you leaving paragraphs in response to a snarky comeback? You're the one pushing for it. You had every opportunity to "take it to dms".
Not sure how you think the scientists have gone "crazy with designs", but demonstrably that is false, and correlating size and color with sexual compatibility is bizarre.
The problem with your example of cell phones is that nobody said "Nah that's impossible" and then did it anyway. They're also no way close to being "simple like a pencil", and literally nobody sane would consider them equivalent. We feel like you're trolling at this point.
Not having anthros was never about money, and if you think "morality" would stop folks we encourage you to investigate a bit more, especially your own mentioned "war crimes". If money was the issue, why is cancer still a thing? Got lots of funding and researchers on that, and yet....
Never said we were "the bigger person" despite mentioning we were done on the topic a few times. Human nature to respond in kind and all that. You're the one blowing up. 😘
Who is the one that made a mountain of a molehill, the one who went "haha yeah right" or the one who went on a tirade about them horny scientists who can overcome the laws of physics and biology? Pot, meet kettle.
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We thought it was a sweet scene highlighting Midnight's comfort level, and a major milestone in her emotional well-being.
Personally we don't expect any more explicit scenes. This isn't a smut, that can be found elsewhere, and it should be understood that, yes, they're still rolling around on occasion (same as one might desire a "normal" relationship, which may be once a month or several times a week, who knows, it's not important).
Honestly it's a perfectly fine scene and gets the point across, was telegraphed in the plot clearly and made sense (inasmuch as these things can), and some folks waiting there to be more is not your fault. Just wish you could confirm or deny for the fanatics out there that, no, these ponies haven't been magically made compatible with humans, since (surely this had been brought up as well) things like estrus were deliberately broken and this it wouldn't make sense to cull one part of reproduction yet move heaven and earth to make the impossible possible with another part.
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Ooooorrrr you could copy and paste your response into my dms And then we delete our comment chain since we pisses off the author enough for a response. If the author doesn't like the bickering it's best we remove it.
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I'm not really upset – I just got notified by another user that there were people fighting in the comments. I was more or less surprised by the amount of words going back and forth.
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Yea I'm pretty fluent in yappenese and so is the other dude.
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We have to make up for the pittance our comments usually offer. 😇
Next up on the docket: whether the greentext will have the guy our Teddy is going to meet will have anything to do with Midnight's guys. 😈
According to the laws of irony, our bet is it's the guy that tipped her off about her "decommission". Admittedly our notes are fuzzy on if that was the same guy as her handler (it seems not) but the trope is prepared, so we'll see if it follows or diverts.
Eeeeeee I love it!!!
But you already did that.
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It's a shame that some people are avoiding this story because of the combination of the M rating and the "Sex" tag. So far, that's just one scene in a chapter that could be skimmed through or skipped altogether. I recently read a blog somewhere (I'll post a link if I find it again) where the person started reading this story and liked it, but stopped when they thought the sex scene was approaching.
"It's Complicated" is one of my favorite stories, but it has some horrific NSFW content that I simply couldn't read.
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god you took me down memory lane i aint thought of that story in awhile truly an incredible story