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*walks up to podium*
I am sorry to say, but my friend and master, Sheogorath, has left our fandom. Before he left, he gave me his last wish. To keep the spirit of the mad god alive! So, i need an picture of my OC, Ember... Hi. Dressed like Sheogorath. Anyone up to it?

I'm back from SAN JUAN ISLAND!!! HUG ME, FOLLOWERS!

Meine Freunde, i have to go. Onward to other states.
To my my great-grandfathers.
I'm gonna be gone until the 29th...
I'm gonna miss you, if there's anything you want to go before i go at 6AM tomorrow, do it now.

I got my computer taken away... So don't expect me for 1-2 months...
computer taken away, 1-2 months...
1-2 months...

It feels... SO GOOD! I MISSED YOU, KEYBOARD! DFGNHFTYJFFFYKUJGHG (that was me dirtily kissing it.)
I ALREADY USED YOU, MOUSE!

Megaman RPG! (Play as Light, Wily, Cossack, and OTHER doctors!)

Ok. Clev: So I'm a robot, what do we robots do? | Get drunk. Clev: Get drunk, oh yes of course. #cleverbot

Me: Have you heard of the bird?
Cleverbot: Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
Me: Bird bird bird, bird is the word.
Cleverbot: Okay oaky enough with the bird!

It was a late spring evening. The sun had set, and rain seems to scatter lightly on the asphalt. I was walking home from a party. I'm in an alleyway when i heard a noise. I stopped to look around. I was surrounded by six thugs. You got backed up against a wall, and i saw their weapons, and panicked. The men stopped a couple of feet away from me. "Whatcha got on yah?" A man asked me. I was speechless, fear has taken over. "Not talkin' ay? Guess we'll just have to search you ourselves!" The men

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Thinking of the joys of halloween in JUNE... 4 months early... I NEED CREEPY! SOMEO- SOMEPONY GET ME A CREEPY FIC! IT COULD BE SLENDER, NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, WHATEVER, JUST WRITE OR FIND ME ONE!