FULL MOON ON FRIDAY THE 13th! ON MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!
It must me my lucky day/night!
(Mom, please buy me a skyhook.)

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I see you talking 'round site 'bout cancer deaths
and I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,oooo
I guess the 264 followers wasn't enough,
I'm like,
"FUCK YOU!
And fuck them too."
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"FUCK YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,ooo
I pity the fools
That fell for your shit
(Oh shit he's a shitspewer)
Well
(Just thought you should know nigga)
Oooooooooh
I've got some news for you.
Yeah go run and tell your friends and followers.

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Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!

Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen

Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni
Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru
Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai
Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da

Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo

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Any tips?

I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
And he said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

"Do I have to go out, dude?"
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA'S there,
And she's been asking about you."
I hung up the phone. It's time to get dressed, I
Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em

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So, don't expect to see me for a month or two!

It all began 6 months ago
just a movie, so it seemed
My parents and friends sing this song
morning, nights, in between

I even sang along, once or twice, a thousand times
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

It's in my head, it's in my dreams,
this freaking song is haunting me
I've had enough, this has to stop
Please make it stop

Let it go, Let it go
Can't hear it one more time
Let it go, Let it go
I think I'm gonna lose my mind

I don't care
What my kids will say

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I'm trolling the wrong way! I don't ruin them NOW. I ruin everything that had them by the balls/ovaries since their childhoods!

It's like a blog post from Flitterwaif, BUT REAL!