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My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Never tried it, yet I still think it's delicious...

Nine tail fox team.

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

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So... I've got no idea what to put here, and I'll probably never have one.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

A lover of Halo, Star Wars, Ponies, Fallout, and many things. Has many pony waifus. 1/2 of Warfire Writing Studios

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

[shitposting loudly]

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

As the world around you moves you stand there motionless. Unable to talk and watching as the world around you collapses. Such is the way of life.

Unicorn Developer

God has blessed the world with three things: Pizza, Internet, and Ponies. It has been scientifically proven that, without these things, life would cease to exists, for sure.

Hi World! How y'all doin'? I have crazy ideas in my head, and I just had to type them out into fanfics n' share em with you guys. I hope you like em! :D