I kinda JUST remembered to do this. I will NOT be here starting friday next week, and ending sometime after the new year. I am taking a break from internet in general. No worries, as this is just a break.

So, this needs to be put into an MLP RPG game where the Mane6 are final bosses.

MY GOD, this actually works with Rainbow Dash, despite being slightly slow.

Big Mac the bad-ass, as always.

YOUR BODIES ARE NOT READY FOR THIS LEVEL OF EPICNESS.

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WELP. You all know of that incredilong fic I'd been writing. The one that's about 700k+ words long. Well, guess what? Some asshole came onto my account, and deleted all of it. So, I have absolutely NO drive to redo it. That was a total of about a years worth of work. I guess I might as well tell you what it was. You all know that story, "My Little Unicorn, Magic is Believing" right? If

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So, I promised this one dude that I'd post each landmark when I stopped working on that project I mentioned earlier. So, current standings:

First Part: 732,193 words
Second Part: 84,432 words
Third Part: Not started yet.
Fourth Part: Not started yet.
Fifth Part: Not started yet.

There ya go.

So, ignoring that rather lengthy post I made on that story...

Random skype convo 'tween me and Regi... I still have no idea how this happens.

[12:17:16 AM] Kurt Cobain: Right now two cockroaches are chilling on my legs
[12:17:20 AM] Axel Nyan: Lol
[12:17:23 AM] Kurt Cobain: And I dont give a fuck
[12:17:25 AM] Kurt Cobain: Lol
[12:17:29 AM] Kurt Cobain: Too lazy to kill them

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Mhm! That's right, I'm doing another one of my Series Reviews! This time, I'm doin' The Three Sisters Saga. This isn't counting the non-definitive sequel. why? Because fuck you, I'm lazy. Anyway, ON WITH THE SHOW!

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Kai. So, I'm done with the first part to that huge project I may or may not have mentioned WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY the fuck back. Anyway, total word count it as follows

732,193 words.

I am satisfy. I think I'm doing good. So, now to get done on the other 3 parts.

Here, have a gif.

[9:24:43 PM] Blitz: >Goofception
[9:24:58 PM] Blitz: CALM YO TITTIES AXEL
[9:25:10 PM] Csquerade: SCREW YOUR PICKLES
[9:25:35 PM] Axel Nyan: Axel Nyan grabs Blitz and has hot, sweaty, lovely sex with him. And they both enjoy it immensely. ALL THE HOMO.

... Why must I be so fucking ridonkulous when hyper?

How I think knighty is currently reacting to how the blog has blown up.

How I'm reacting.

Anyway, I'm thinking of doing a series review, since I pretty much am taking a break. [Doing a series review is not as hard as reviewing individual stories and proof-reading.]

I've gone in over my head. WAY over my head. I'd be the last person to admit this, but I have taken on WAY to much shit to be able to juggle at once. So, I'm taking a break. From writing. From editing. From literature in general. I'll still be on, but I will NOT be doing anything else. However, I have taken on too much shit. I need to give myself a break, give myself time to cool down. I'll still be on the site, and if you happen to catch me, I will most likely speak with

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