You wake up as the warm rays of Celestia’s sun shine through your bedroom window. No, not Celestia’s sun! You narrow your eyes in hatred at the pale imitation hanging outside your window, shackled by logic and physics, shaking your fist at it from the comfort of your bed.
From downstairs, you can smell bacon being fried as your mum cooks breakfast. You lick your lips and pull on the pair of boxers that looks least used as you prepare to start the day.
You are a brony. Or as you prefer to call yourself, an ‘Animated Equine Enthusiast’. Standing in front of the mirror, you flex your toned brony muscles and admire your physique. Like most bronies you are a closet intellectual, spending your time between the appreciation of great works of literature, promoting the ethos of ‘love and tolerance’ through your myriad charity work, and working a twelve hour shift at McDonalds.
“Darling, it’s breakfast time! Num nums!” your mum calls up sweetly. You ignore her, wading through the bin-bags that litter the floor of your bedroom and collapse onto your swivel chair. Your computer sits in front of you, that glorious glowing rectangle through which you experience the full richness of life.
“If only it was real…” you murmur sadly, as you stroke the Fluttershy hugging pillow that sits propped by your desk when it’s not in use. “If only…” You look at your computer and then at the pile of empty Mountain Dew bottles that cover the floor.
What will you do?
Browse the internet for pony
Go to the shops and buy ten gallons of Mountain Dew
Seduce the Fluttershy Pillow
???
Fluttershy pillow?
Um, no, I would NOT like to seduce Fluttershy. And Mountain Dew shrinks your genitals, so I'm gonna go ahead and look for ponies.
I'm a girl!!
10 gallons? What kind of wimp is this guy, taking only 10 gallons. Or maybe he only wants a quick liquid snack.
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(spits out Mountain Dew)
509990 [sucks up spilled mountain dew.] My precious!
I was wondering if anyone was going to create a Choose Your Own Adventure. And this is made of pure awesomeness. Thanks, Blueshift!
ok so far DEFININATLY NOT ME... the first part was close but when the mom said breakfest time, yeah me no get fed much... oh well i have medication that makes me lose my appaitite so i don't mind the lack of food... continues reading ... um i'm a fluttershy fan and all and i want the fluttershy ending but i'm not sure i would go as far as to suduce the pillow... da what the hell lets get some laughs out of this.
I don't have to read any more...
The CONCEPT already has me favouriting this!!
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Concept... great.
Actual story... humorous.
But truthfully... not really a favourite.
Sorry... he tries waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard for me to connect with him.
I feel as though the word brony is being overused
what does it mean if when you look up on google images "DAT PILLOW" and get this 2.bp.blogspot.com/-Owe3cEhhfBg/TiTPXEulKwI/AAAAAAAAIv4/gYBkyRLNXrY/s1600/36363+-+bed+celestia+dat_flank+pillow+pose+scroll.jpg
This is gonna be awesome!
Thumbs up, the ending sucks for most of the stories but oh well. All in good fun I guess.
What will you do?
Read My Review of This Story?
or
Look At This Adorable Picture of Fluttershy?
my god
First page and I am afraid to continue
and I'm afraid I won't be able to stop
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Wait, seriously?
...Good thing I drink Dr. Pepper...
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.......Good lord I hope not. Mountain Dew Voltage is one of my favorite sodas!
Fluttershy pillow? Concept is cute. but...seduce the fluttershy pillow???
I'll go with door one.
Ooh, I LOVE these!
... I appear to have fallen for some trolling. No matter, I shall persevere!
509797 A girl on the Internet?! Unheard of!
Ahem, anyway... Uh, well, either you get to choose to be a guy, or you can replace all instances of you being male with you being female.
That's the magic of a choose-your-own-adventure: You get to choose your gender, too!
I see no shame in saying that I chose the pillow.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?!
Laughing... so hard... can't seduce Fluttershy...
...I got the best ending in just a few tries...
I'm genuinely baffled...
Now let's find Rainbow Dash :3
EDIT: Damn it, THERE IS NONE, EXCEPT THE SECRET ONE D:
Well first I would start by cleaning this mess, but let's browse teh interwebz for poni.
So this is horribly mediocre, but this part in particular caught my attention in the worst way.
>you murmur sadly, as you stroke the Fluttershy hugging pillow that sits propped by your desk when it’s not in use.
MFW
i.imgur.com/izgq6.jpg
Also, when it's not in use? What the fucking fuckity fuck fuck does that mean? Wait, actually, I don't want to know.
I haven't even made it past the first paragraph of the first chapter and I've already gone off on a mini rant and silently screamed F**k You at my laptop.
This is going to be amazing.
Ps. I was scrolling down to write this comment, saw the picture of Celestia, and am now more than slightly horrified of what this fic has to inspire that in its first chapter. Again, this is going to be amazing.
All Right i learnt my lesson dont leave the house and use the Computer it solves all your problems.
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xD i'm a girl but I'm doing this anyway!
This is awesome!
510175 dark damn you
...I´ll browse the internet for ponies, thank you very much.^^;
Though given how that Twilight Sparkle pillow got sold for over 2000$ i wouldn´t wonder too much about the seducing part with a Fluttershy pillow.....
'Animated Equine Enthusiast' So much win right there I now have no choice but to refer to this from now on.
I was well on my way to making one of these. It was pretty close to being done. They you beat me too it. Now there's not point anymore. xD I read the 'choose your own adventure' books back when I was a kid and wanted to make one, but what will I look like when this one is so much better and mine just seems like a cheap copy? Props to you! This is awesome.
509797 ME TOO! Pegasister high five! But seriously, don't rain on their parade, love.
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Me too. And yet, I am oddly tempted to seduce the Fluttershy pillow...
Browse the internet for pony.
Yes. A thousand times, yes.
Go to the shops and buy ten gallons of Mountain Dew
Ick. I only drink Pepsi, a real man's drink.
<Seduce the Fluttershy pillow
<Seduce Fluttershy pillow
<Seduce Fluttershy
NO.
I can't even begin to describe the searing embarassment I'd feel for having such thoughts in her presence, let alone actually acting on them. She's just too cute, pure and innocent.
I'm interested in where I could make the story go, so I'll pick the first one.
I'm assuming that this is NOT going to be geared toward girls? Oh well, I suppose I could assume the roll of a dirty male brony for a while. Also, I'm hoping there is some braeburn in here for the women.
Dang it. I REALLY wanted to eat breakfast! Hungry dude here!
Bacon, man! Bacon....
This is awesome!!!!
Although I have failed to marry fluttershy in my first attempt....maybe soon!!!
Welp, it's not a Twilight Pillow, so I'll go with number 1.
Now that i think about this....Rainbow Dash is nowhere to be seen in this.
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~Jack
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509797 THEN SEDUCE SOARIN!
~Jack
How come none of these are made with pegasisters in mind? There should be an option for female fans.
Wow I couldn't even imagine the effort but into this congradulations this is hilarious wanna make another?
Ten gallons of mountain dew?!? Thats probably enough to make someone go sterile.
What ismountain dew for type of drink? The pillow.
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What the buck?!
Oh, Fluttershy pillow you are gonna get WRECKED! (lolno)
Oh. That's bad. This is totally me.