Midnight Castle. The very sight of this terrifying edifice sends a shiver down your spine. It has taken a full day of trekking to reach this foreboding place, but you are determined to defeat the evil Tirek and return peace to Equestria.
Striding confidently forwards, you hammer on the massive iron doors. “Oi Tirek!” you shout, trying to peep through the letter box. “Let me in, you asshole, I’m here to defeat you!”
Slowly the massive doors creak open, and a towering centaur-demon strides out. You have to crane your neck up to look at him – he is approximately 30 feet tall, with glowing red eyes and carrying a wicked pitchfork. “Who dares disturb my rest!” he roars out, waving his weapon menacingly.
You steel yourself. “It is I, the brony hero of Equestria!” you shout back. “I have come to rescue the Time Orb and defeat your evil!”
“Puny creature!” Tirek snarls, sneering down at you as he snorts out a puff of acrid smoke from his flared nostrils. “I know not of what you speak. Now, run before I crush you like the ant you are!” His cloven hooves stomp the ground menacingly.
What will you do?
Run! Run! Oh Celestia, run away and start your explorations again!
Battle Tirek one-on-one in a no-holds barred bare fist fighting contest
Battle Tirek one-on-one using your expert brony skills
1)I'll die anyway
2)no way that could do anything (as if any of it can)
3)worth a shot. Well, it was great knowin ya good side... I'm no doubt doomed.
CRUD!!!
Striding confidently forwards, you hammer on the massive iron doors. “Oi Tirek!” you shout, trying to peep through the letter box. “Let me in, you asshole, I’m here to defeat you!”
if this was real life, ^that^ would be me.
Then I would choose option one.
Where's the 'challenge to a rock off' option
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What no cuddling option? Not even seduction? Unrealistic...
>Seduce Tirek
I dunno what to do, Im more then likely to die anyways. Might as well go bravely. 2 Here I come!
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Aww I was hoping for something a little more like this
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=NZ#/watch?v=wJTYp1tvd3Q
Where's the seduce option?
Going with 2.
YOU ARE HUGE!
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL!
PUNCH AND SMASH PUNCH AND SMASH
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Choosing option two cause I'm gonna try being a masochist for once in my life wonder how it will turn out.
Oh shit, I did not see that one coming... Back to looking for RD!
Hmmm, Run away, get beaten, or get killed?
all right everypony take a seat, I got this... i'm so fuckedI got scurred of the giant angry demon centard and ran away, hopefully to McDonalds where I can get a Double Big Mac with Cheese.
Oh, and an Equestria Girl toy to add to my collection. They have those right now, eh? Strangely, Rainbow Dash ain't in the toy release at all.
Wheres the Seduce Option?
I'm dead I know it.