“I’m soooo hungry!” Sonata moaned as she strolled into the Dazzling’s living room.
“I don’t care,” Aria announced as she lounged on the girl’s purple couch. She held a comic book in front of her face she had folded to hold in one hand.
“But I’m out of emergency tacos!” Sonata whined. “So I’m like… past emergency! This is a for-realzies-ultra-super-emergency taco shortage!”
Aria sighed as she lowered her comic book with enough speed the it whacked against her knee. “Just walk to the Taco Hut, I know you’re an idiot, but I also know you can walk there and back without getting lost!” She raised her comic back in front of her face, adding “unfortunately” under her breath.
“But I’m so hungry!” Sonata cried as she clenched her fists and brought them up to her cheeks. “I might die of starvation on the way there!”
Aria rolled her eyes. “…If only.”
“That’s why I need Adagio!”
“Adagio?” Aria asked as she lowered her comic again. “Why do you need—”
Aria was cut off by the sound of feet stomping loudly all the way down the stairs. Adagio came into view, her open purple bathrobe billowing behind her exposing her lilac lingerie barely which concealed any of her more private parts. She shot Sonata a glare a she made her way into the living room. “DO YOU MIND?!” she cried angrily. “YOUR WHINING IS MAKING IT HARD TO SLEEP.”
Aria glanced at a large clock on the wall that had a sparkling golden-colored frame. “Dagi… it’s two in the afternoon!”
“And I was up late!” Adagio snapped as she walked into the living room. “Geez, you two are so inconsider—”
“YAY!” Sonata cried as she suddenly plunged her hands into Adagio’s vast orange curls. “I’M SAVED!” she announced as she pulled out two wrapped tacos.
Adagio and Aria’s eyes went wide as Sonata happily walked away, unwrapped a taco, and took a bite.
Adagio’s face turned bright red. “I’m… going… to… kill her… so… hard!”
Aria quickly raised her hands in front of her face as she tried to stifle a fit of laughter.
Adagio turned and glared murder at Aria. “AND JUST WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!”
“Forgot taco sauce~!” Sonata sang out as she walked up to Adagio, placed her hand into her hair, and pulled out a bottle of a brownish-red liquid. Sonata quickly did an about face and hummed to herself.
The dam of Aria’s hands broke and laughter poured out of her as she toppled to the floor with a loud ‘thud’. She continued to laugh from the ground.
Adagio grit her teeth and her eyes twitched as she watched Sonata walk away. “GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
Well, these have been... Something!
I'm new here and after reading these few chapters I feel like I am going to love reading more stories especially from you
Saw that last one coming.
I'm hungry for more! *digs through Adagio's hair looking for more*
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These were great. Hopefully you come up with more soon. I would say that, without a shadow of a doubt, you have the best interpretations of the Dazzlings, ever!
This chapter (short story?) in particular was awesome. I wonder what else Sonata (and maybe Aria?) keep in Adagio's hair?
Rush and Pony on!
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Do continue. You have funniest Dazzling stories on this site.
well the dazzling were kind of crazy
And most of your story are crazy....
Ipso facto it was your destiny to write those absolutly hilarious short story
Awesome I love how you write the Dazzlings.
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5554560 I concur, good sir/ma'am!
Nice.
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She reads my fan-fics, so there's probably a nice circle of influence going on here.
But yes, I love that piece from her.
The "billowing bathrobe" is just calling out to be vector'd.
Perhaps one of these days. ;)
You'd think Adi would notice these things if she washed her hair on a regular basis. ...I hope she's washing her hair.
And THAT'S why you should cut your hair, Adagio.
as she clenched her fists and brought them up....
that sentence feels funny. strange funny, not funny funny.
also, these have been great.
You should write one where Aria Blaze accidentally stumbles upon....Disco Inferno.
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I lied; this is the best one so far
Since when is Sonata actually Pinkie and why is Adagio's hair Pinkie space?
Dagi doesn't comb her hair I imagine due to it naturally keeping its shape like that.
It would have been something had she tries using a pick to comb her hair only to have taco meat and sour cream cover her hair pick. Eww. I wonder if Pinkie does the same to Rarity or Fluttershy. Dagi is like a bunker's worth of storage space in that cheddar-cheesy hair of hers. xD
Please good sir, never stop writing.
I agree with Adagio, sleeping with clothes on sucks. And what? How does she... are she and Pinkie related?
What else she got there?
What else do you have In here? I have Amelia Earhart, my keys, and my missing left sock! Her hair has everything!
(reaches into hair)
... Cards, pretzel rods, and one Lyra
Lyra: I was napping...
New headcanon: Adagio's hair is secretly a TARDIS, so it's bigger on the inside
I wonder how long those tacos have been in Adagio's hair.
Well if Sonata has to hide she get in her hair.
5635536 hell yeah m8
Shouldn't atleast a strand of Dagi's hair be on the taco?
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But... That's like...bigger than the ocean...
I didn't know Adagio's hair was hammerspace like Pinkie's.
6139377 it isn't, but Sonata's hands have the ability to make anything into a tear into rift space. Duh
6139377 Well why do you think it's so big?
How the hell did she do that? Is Adagio's hair hammerspace?
I want hammerpsace that sounds like it'd be awesome~
6786486 Dimensional compression, ask the Doctor!
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Pinkie Pie stores things in her own hair. Sonata stores her things in other people's hair!
5557844 Well there's a Pinkie Pie in every generation of the show, which seem to be several hundred or thousand years apart. My head-canon is that Pinkie Pie is that world's equivalent of Haruhi Suzimiya (A Goddess) that is reborn in every new era for the sake of having something different to do (And this explains the weird abilities she has). If Sonata is several hundred or thousand years old then it's quite possible that, if Pinkie had children at some point, that Sonata coudl indeed be related to her.
Haha
For some reason Adagio made me think of Jessie from Pokemon in this chapter
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Actually they are all completely different universes not connected by any chronological connection (if you'll remember original Tirek wanted to bring about Eternal Night, the same thing NMM wanted. This one, he wanted to eat all pony magic. In the original he made dragons from ponies using the Rainbow of Darkness. In this one Dragons are a natural existing sentient species.; and that's just one example.).
Of course Pinkie Pie, much like Discord isn't bound by reality, causality, nor logic. So it's plausible she exists or existed in all timelines for the lolz.
Switch these two.
Again switch these two