Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 28.2

Celestia,

So as it turns out, burying the smashed remains of the screaming apple was not a good idea. My bad. There is now a screaming tree on the outskirts of Ponyville. Twilight is getting an axe.

Love, Anon

Comments

[Venerable Ro]

Ah, the wonders of improper disposal of magical waste. We have dumping laws for a reason people!

[Captain Nitpick]

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

— Jack Handy

[FTR2017]

They made a Screaming Treant!

[WorldWalker128]

Well, that tree sure grew fast!
I guess they can't risk giving it to Discord as some weird tribute, seeing what happened to the country the last time he had a bunch of seeds.
Equestria would wake up one morning to a country-wide forest screaming bloody murder.

[vinyldash23]

Doers Equestria not have dumping laws? This is like dumping toxic waste into a shark tank and not expecting mutant land-shark things.

[No I Will Not]

I just imagine that screaming plant-thing from Harry Potter-whatever the hell it was called, from whichever movie it was.

[DOOMRIDER]

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I believe this is what you're thinking of my guy.

Mandragora.

[Bookwurm666]

9868943
give it to Blueblood nopony likes him anyway