Dear Princess Tia Khalifa,
Today I learned that “birthday sex” is thankfully not mandatory.* That mare in pony Vegas lied to me.**
Your silly filly,
Teaspoon* She was worried Spike would try to get freaky with Rarity on his birthday tomorrow. I don’t think he even knows what sex is yet.
** Her name was Mistress Honeysuckle, and she was an absolute angel. She set us up with all the fun girls. Twi was too busy being a virgin at the time to tell the birthday thing was a joke.
Love, Anon
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As much as he complains, Anon is actually kind of a bro to Twilight here.
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He's always a bro, he's just dummy blunt
Lol.