Letter 47
Dear Princess Cellphone,
Today I learned that hickeys are a mark of sexual love, and should not be used to show affection for a family member.
Your freak with a streak,
50 Shades of Purple
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Darn it, twiggly-wigglies!
On an aside, these letters are starting to seem way too short. Single sentence ones are fine interspersed, but sometimes we want a paragraph - otherwise it reads like you attached a Dear Princess Celestia to a writing prompt.
Oh god, who did she give the hickey to?!
Twilight... I know that Celestia suggested that you need to spend time with your brother, but that is obviously not what she meant!
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My guess is Shining... you know, to try and make up for what she put him through earlier in the story?
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fugg, u rite
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say one of her parents, just to be different.
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Might be a good thing to tie in with the sister story, if you talk with Snow about these in advance at all? have Celestia tell Anon that the letters are too short and need a little more detail, so you can both work it into the story naturally
Oh no
hot
AAAAAAHHHHHH
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Ah yes , mobile reading is a thing ! Gosh I need to remember that not everyone uses FIMfiction like me ! My bad then...
First :
That's my favorite name for her
Second:
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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Nah, there doesn’t need to be an in-universe explanation or anything. These are written purely for the comedic value.
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Cadance: *graps popcorn*
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Nope, any relationship to episodes are purely coincidental, both from 2merr and mine's perspective.
As amusing as it is, one swiftly reaches fridge horror stage by thinking just what could've gone so wrong with purple smart for her to think any of the mentioned antics is an acceptable approach...