Dear Changeling known as 'Stupid',
First, and above all, I apologize on behalf of Anon who gave you your current name - since he probably won't. If you would like to select a name more fitting for yourself, I highly encourage it as I would hate for you to be demeaned simply by introducing yourself, or being addressed. If you would like a name given to you, just let me know. If you already have one, I of course suggest you use it unless you would prefer not to.
Now, on to the actual content of your letter.
A long time ago, Equestria was founded by ponies who were starving, whose every day was a struggle, whose lack of trust and what was seen as their base natures drove them against one another. It was founded when ponies put aside what made them different as things that should keep them apart, and instead celebrated them for what made them special. Whether we have feathers or horns or even fangs, Equestria is, and has always been, about coming together, new chances, and above all, hope.
As one of Equestria's Princesses, I welcome you, if this is truly what you wish. I welcome you to make friends, to find love not just to eat but to share and to experience. I welcome you to find what truly makes you special, what makes you you, and find the light inside of you and make it shine.
I welcome any pony, changeling, or other being that is willing to try for these things, to live in harmony and work together to make a life worth living. With your consent, I would like to study the Elements effects on you with the aid of researchers of the crown, so that others may benefit, if they so desire.
I wish you well,
Princess Celestia
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
I have received the missive from our changeling guest, and would like to amend my previous letter thusly: Twilight, you are not allowed to run experiments on him without informed consent. You are not allowed to act in a manner which is threatening to his wellbeing - physical or psychological - except to subdue if an escape is attempted. You are also not allowed to permit others to break any of these rules for you because I have not forbidden them from doing so.
I was just thanked for such luxuries as 'not starving' and the chance to live in peace, Twilight. One of our core tenets is Generosity, and that means when we have food, we share it. When we are warm and someone else is cold, we let them warm themselves by our fire. When someone is hurting, we help.
Make me proud, Twilight,
Princess Celestia
One single line that says so much...
I like Stupid more and more. Anybody have an "I'm with Stupid shirt" they can mail to Anon?
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Yeah. Reading 'Stupid's letter actually got the part of me I draw from to write Celestia super emotional too.
Okay I can't take it anymore, do you mean "message" instead of "missive", cause that is a wrong word you should fix and I couldn't take it any longer.
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No, 'missive' is a synonym for 'letter' or 'message.'
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Thank you for telling me that, but it will still be annoying.
Nahahahah.
What have I done!? *boom*
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From google (and from oxford):
Mis-sive
noun
noun: missive; plural noun: missives
a letter, especially a long or official one.
But still thank you for your feedback.
Next letter:
Dear Princess Celestia
So.... Uh, Twilight killed the changeling.
Don't be mad at me.
Anon
Oh I can't wait to read how Twilight turns this into a giant shit show
From these letters I sometimes think that Twilight Sparkle needs/wants Celestia to use the Motivation Stick, AKA a baseball bat to her head.
That one line gave me feelings. How dare you.
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No lie, my first few notes on how to progress went something like this: Stupid chokes to death immediately after writing his letter because he’s never eaten real food before. Don’t worry though, I’m not going to kill him off so quickly like that. made you look haha gottem
I'd say "Wait sitting", but then I 'member that the Twin massive buns of masiveness that are P.C.'s actual posterior, and it passes by
I love this celestia some celestias seem ... I dont know... oblivious? ignorant? Like she just dosent give a damn? about the state of the other races.
Wrong move Celly, wrong move.
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I think her little ponies keep her in the dark about everything so that they can get away with all of this shit.
There is a story there. . .