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From HRH Sunbutt, RE: Letter 1170 words
From HRH Hotcheeks RE: Letter 291 words
From HRH Cake'N'Bake, RE: Letter 3102 words
From HRH Not-Luna RE: Letter 4182 words
From HRH Matriarchy, RE: Letter 558 words
From HRH Smacks-A-Thot, RE: Letter 6145 words
From HRH Cellybelly, RE: Letter 780 words
From HRH Bootybutt, RE: Letter 8231 words
From HRH Celigula(?), RE: Letter 9143 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 1076 words
From HRH Celery, RE: Letter 11125 words
From HRH Burnbutt, RE: Letter 12190 words
From HRH Celestia, To A-SD-413 (Letter 13)121 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 13.5121 words
From HRH Toasty Tush, RE: Letter 14362 words
From HRH Hot Tamale, RE: Letter 15158 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 16169 words
From HRH Bighorse, RE: Letter 17260 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 17.1132 words
From HRH Permaboomer, RE: Letter 1881 words
From HRH Not-Queen, RE: Letter 19221 words
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (20)147 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 20.1199 words
From HRH Sunspot, RE: Letter 21158 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 2295 words
From HRH Four-Tenths, RE: Letter 2390 words
From HRH Cellophane, RE: Letter 24175 words
From HRH Hotcake, RE: Letter 25227 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 26169 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 26.161 words
From HRH Sylvestia, RE: Letter 27187 words
From HRH Solar Beam, RE: Letter 27.1204 words
From HRH Sunscreen, RE: Letter 27.2185 words
From HRH Starfire, RE: ... Apples? (28-28.6)106 words
From HIM Applesworth I, to HRH Celestia (non-canon)221 words
From HRH Hot Potato, RE: Letter 29197 words
From HRH Sunny, RE: Letter 30154 words
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 31.1126 words
From HRH Sundae, RE: Letter 32136 words
From HRH A-sol-ine, RE: Letter 33125 words
From HRH Eternally Young, RE: Letter 34170 words
From HRH Tea N. Crumpet, RE: Letter 35144 words
From HRH Pegacorn, RE: Letter 3658 words
From HRH Porcelaine, RE: Letter 37131 words
From HRH Palpatia(?), RE: Letter 3811 words
From HRH Celsius, RE: Letter 3916 words
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (40)243 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 4132 words
From Her Most Magical Narwhal, RE: Letter 42135 words
From HRH Bestia, RE: Letter 4357 words
From HRH Daymare, RE: Letter 44117 words
From HRH High Noon, RE: Letter 4565 words
From HRH Chillestia, RE: Letter 46155 words
From HRH Cellphone, RE: Letter 47191 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 48309 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 48.195 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 48.223 words
From HRH Sunroof, RE: Letter 49169 words
From HRH Celantro, RE: Letter 50170 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 51297 words
From HRH Cybertron, RE: Letter 52206 words
From HRH Celisbury, RE: Letter 52.1170 words
From Celestia, To: Discord (53)56 words
From HRH Cell-estia, RE: Letter 54127 words
From HRH Tia Khalifa, RE: Letter 55161 words
From HRH Corona, RE: Letter 56252 words
From HRH Celypso, RE: Letter 57166 words
From HRH Hansen(?), RE: Letter 5862 words
From HRH Caeser, RE: Letter 5947 words
From HRH Cellulose, RE: Letter 60216 words
From HRH Saintlestia, RE: Letter 61239 words
From HRH Capri Sun, RE: Letter 62 - 62.5276 words
From HRH Celcium, RE: Letter 63146 words
From HRH Sunflower, RE: Letter 64278 words
From Tia, to Anon, RE: Letter 65233 words
From HRH Solar Power, RE: Letter 66166 words
From HRH Sysadmin, RE: Letter 67163 words
From HRH Pencilestia, RE: Letter 67.125 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 68352 words
From HRH Heliophile, RE: Letter 6980 words
From HRH Pale Horse, RE: Letter 70162 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.1120 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 70.2110 words
From HRH Very Upset, RE: Letter 70.3150 words
From HRH Solar Plexus, RE: Letter 7146 words
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 7262 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 73352 words
From HRH Ceiling Fan, RE: Letter 7494 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 74.1385 words
From HRH Celestia, Luna, RSVP RE: Letter 7517 words
From HRH Luna, RE: Letter 76260 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 7793 words
From HRH Cell Division, RE: Letter 78116 words
From HRH Mighty Whitey, RE: Letter 7993 words
From HRH Lady, RE: Letter 80397 words
From HRH Hottest Pocket, RE: Letter 81399 words
An unsent letter217 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 81.1222 words
From HRH Cell-in-a-Hell, RE: Letter 82233 words
From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83413 words
From Tia, To Anon RE: Letter 83.1150 words
From HRH Cellybration, RE: Letter 84125 words
From HRH Superior Posterior, RE: Letter 8581 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86285 words
From Princess Celestia, To: 'Stupid' (86.1)461 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.2393 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 86.3186 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 86.4342 words
From Princess Celestia, To: Pinkamena D. Pie (???)105 words
From HRH Celami, RE: Letter 86.5192 words
From HRH Sun Bun, RE: Letter 8790 words
From REBAR, To: HRH Celestia (87.1)92 words
From Celestia, RE: Letter 87.3152 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88142 words
A Sunset Interlude450 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 88.159 words
From HRH Tea-Pose, RE: Letter 8976 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 9010 words
From Celestia, RE: Letter 90.1115 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 91170 words
From HRH Cellymelon, RE: Letter 9277 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 9377 words
From HRH Sunsei, RE: Letter 94251 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 95156 words
From HRH High Beams, RE: Letter 96376 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 97254 words
From HRH Hineyness, RE: Letter 97.122 words
From HRH Danger Rope, RE: Letter 98284 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 99109 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 100406 words
From Fee-Fi-Fo-Fia, RE: Letter 100.119 words
From HRH Sanity, RE: Letter 100.2201 words
From HRH Cellybean, RE: Letter 101116 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 102106 words
From HRH Sunny-Side-Out, RE: Letter 103201 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 10484 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 10560 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106191 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 106.1, 106.2123 words
From HRH Bunshine, RE: Letter 107218 words
From HRH Solaroid, RE: Letter 108145 words
From HRH Dawnbreaker, RE: Letter 109208 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 11033 words
From HRH Teacake, RE: Letter 111183 words
From HRH Celestia, RE: Letter 112131 words
From HRH Tea Seller, RE: Letter 113107 words
From HRH Cushy Tush, RE: Letter 114227 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 11561 words
From HRH Funday, RE: Letter 116121 words
From HRH Dayrrière, RE: Letter 11788 words
From HRH Vitamin Celly, RE: Letter 118123 words
From HRH Celestia: RE: Letter 11942 words
From Tia, RE: Letter 12093 words
To the Readers (And Anon)66 words

From HRH Cellybelly, RE: Letter 7

Author's Note:

Letter 7: Here.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,
What?
Love,
Princess Celestia.

Dear Anon,
No, seriously, what? What? ~~Twilight couldn't -- she shouldn't have been able--~~ I take all accusations of necromancy seriously and will be instructing local agents of the crown to report in immediately. If the problem recurs, please slip the pink package of sweetener into Twilight's tea or coffee, dependent upon time of day, and instruct the post office of 'Code bone meal'. Further instructions will be given.
Penned by,
HRH Celestia

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Scarheart

Scarheart #1 · Sep 29th, 2019 · 12 · ·

Bone meal made from previous zombies, I presume.

nothingtoseehere

nothingtoseehere #2 · Sep 30th, 2019 · 36 · ·

At no time did she deny that her ass's quality was only second rate.

Yutah123

Yutah123 #3 · Oct 1st, 2019 · 2 · 1 ·

Celestia, you're infringing on your little necromancer's rights! How could you!

I trusted you!

Vindicar

Vindicar #4 · Oct 2nd, 2019 · 10 · ·

9859070
My assumption would be an incapacitating agent. In other words, knockout pill.

Fregith

Fregith #5 · Oct 3rd, 2019 · 8 · ·

9859070

I assumed it was just a horse tranquilizer. Remember, Sunset used to be her student as well and we know what a raging bitch she used to be. If Sunbutt didn't execute her (and who knows what she got up to in this universe, givens this Sparky's... eccentricities), I doubt Celly's going to have Book Horse offed.

Herald of Opera

Herald of Opera #6 · Oct 5th, 2019 · 9 · ·

9859199
Presumably they still have the term "mooning" in Equestria, and the associated presumptions regarding where it comes from tell me that Celestia knows when to fold 'em.

Black--Soul