WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows · 12:57am May 13th
Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.
Life lessons we learned this week:
-If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!
-Do not under any circumstances touch bison! They don't like that and will attack you. Also don't kick them, they really don't like that and you'll be lucky if all that happens to you is you suffer non-life-threatening injuries.
-Apparently OSU doesn't vet their speakers before having them give a speech before thousands of students, so it's no surprise that one got high on ahahuasca and wrote a nonsensical speech about bitcoin.
-There isn't a single mobile game out there that is worth spending $40,000 on. And a priest did that with the church's credit card. He's probably going to get excommunicated. But at least he wasn't touching kids. so...yay?
-Don't drink and drive. It's very dangerous. drinking and driving is bad. Mm-kay? This guy drove for who knows how long with a tree embedded in the front of his truck. How drunk was he?
