You're a pony. A space ship crashed. What can you figure out about the species? · 12:15am Jul 15th, 2014
Now I'm thinking of what Twilight can tell about us ‘Hewmanz’ from simple observation.
Oh, and in this scenario, Twilight only has a spaceship with 12 human crew members for reference.
For instance, Twilight could probably figure out that all the humans on board are considered adults by our own culture, that the ship is not a nursery for progenitor aliens who happen to not be present. Each human has tasks to do, not many of which seem especially thrilling, so they must not be engaged in 'play.'
Twilight could look at computer parts (from computers that she has taken apart, thus fucking with the previously mentioned spaceship crew… that b*tch) and figure out that humans have the concept of "factory standard." From how regular and perfect all the pieces look, she could probably tell that they weren't made by hand by an artisan, but were produced in mass from a mold or at a factory.
So, from this, she knows that humans have factories; that some humans are skilled in metallurgy; that metal products are either sold, given, or stolen for ship parts; and that metals would probably be considered valuable to humans.
So… pretend you’re a pony, you’ve found a hoof-ful of these two legged fuckers nursing their wounds after their space-house carved a groove through the Everfree. What can you tell us about humanity?
No it's hew-mons
2285603 "Hew-Mons?" Damn it, these creatures have weird enough names already. And now there's alternate spellings?!
If I ever see one of those creatures, unlikely though that is, I'm gonna punch it in the face for having such a small species name that's small but impossible to roll off the tongue.
Based on how well they "lick there wounds" they could be used to such things, reflecting possibly violent tendencies.
They can obviously travel through space.
Which means they may have technology that can mimic magic and are obviously technologically superior.
How advanced is this ship? Is it a present-day aluminum putt-putt job that somehow got swept there, or is this a sleek spike of nanotech and antimatter?
It's from Star Trek lol
2285639 Uh... somewhere in between. It's only been 5 years since the first extrasolar flight, and pioneering tech is still quite... shit. I mean, it's better shit than what we used to have back in the year 2014, but it's not we can "beam" people on board like on Star trek or fly harmlessly though an asteroid belt.
It's like a turn of the century space shuttle, plus about 70 years.
2285634 Since hewmons have technology that preform functions that are eerily similar to normal spells, do you think that they draw inspiration from magic? Even if they can't preform magic themselves, is there a race of beings who can and the hewmons are reverse engineering their spells?
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It would all be assumptions at this point. Why don't we just ask the Hew-mons themselves?
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Hmm... now there's something I hadn't considered. A species that has little in the way of preventative medicine, but is damn skilled in wound clean up is probably a violent or territorial species.
How much preventative care they have might be a worthwhile measure of how empathetic, diplomatic, and peaceable they are.
Hmmm... I need to think more about this. Mind if I shamelessly steal this idea?
They have no fur...
THEY HAVE NO FUR!!!
2285667 Wait, which part is from Star Trek? If there's an episode that deals with figuring out what an entire race is like based on a small number of individuals, I will watch the shit out of it!
2285793 Its just an idea. Run with it, it may do you more good than me.
2285783 They're from outer space and it would be a HUGE coincidence if they used the same language.
2285802 no hew-mons are what the ferengi call humans
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Doesn't mean we can't figure out how to communicate.
2285835 That's true but could take months, but it's still doable.
2285783 Learning their language kinda implies that we expose ourselves to them for long periods of time and that we maintain peaceful enough relations to do so. As much as I hope these outer space beings are amiable enough, I'm not going to blunder into such a delicate situation without knowing a few things about them first.
We wait and watch from the shadows until we think it's safe enough to approach.
2285807 Permission to steal the idea has been granted. Stealing in progress. Idea stolen.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
2285826 Okay, I see. Cool!
2285839 2285835 Actually, I'm curious. How much of the language can an observer glean without directly exposing themselves to the aliens in question?
Simple greetings, I'm sure, would be picked up. Perhaps you can pick up their "panic words" if you secretly introduce small dangers into their environment, such as removing a wall panel and cutting some wires when no one's looking.
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Names for objects, maybe.
How would Twilight figure out that the humans are doing things they don't consider fun? How dare she apply her standards of enjoyment to our drudge tasks.
You might be able to observe that the creatures have a hierarchical organization. You might be able to draw some conclusions from the uniforms they are wearing, though these conclusions could very easily be incorrect.
They are obviously curious about the world around themselves, they have learned enough to build machines capable of traveling in space and are interested in traveling off their planet.
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I think there would be too small a sample size to draw any serious conclusions about human medical technology.
2286040 Names for things such as fire. And know I thought of observing their reactions and actions to the planet around them. like picking flowers, or eating berries and hunting (cause humans)
Actually Twilight might have to watch out cause if they could,t immediately tell she was sentient, they may eat her. or attempt too. And by the way they would freak out about magic you could tell they had none.
You could tell some things about the environment they are suited to. How do they react in Equestria's gravity? Can they breath the air? What sort of things do they seem to eat?
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Humans who are talking to each other are more likely to smile, either because they're enjoying the discussion or they're putting on social masks. I think Twilight would pick up that humans and ponies (and dogs and, to a lesser extent, gorillas) share the same facial expression set. And that humans long ago evolved from some social, but language-lacking ancestor that had a just a limited set of vocalizations like laughing and crying (called a "call system.")
We don't smile while doing work, we don't laugh, we sometimes groan, we sometimes bang our fists against tables and other objects. When moving from these "work" activities to a meal, we walk faster. When moving from the lunch room back to these "work" activities, we walk slower.
This is how I think she'd know the difference between what we consider a chore and what we consider fun.
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An awful lot of assumptions there, but I suppose it would work.
2286055 And watching them over the course of months as they go from exiting their ship in hermetically sealed suits (which they then sterilize on their way back in), to leaving with nothing on but a tee-shirt and shorts indicates that they do have consents of germ based danger... but that they tend to be either lazy when it comes to following rules.
This implies that they are risk takers, not because it's thrilling, but because cutting corners is easier.
2286246 Oh what about if Hydras or any other hostile things attacks then they could see just how well they are adapted to dealing with threats. and guns and tactics and whatnot.
2286141 Where in Celestia's great white beard did you find this!? This is EXACTLY the kind of fic that makes my girly parts tingle! Jesus the anthropology in this so delicious!
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I just wrote it. I don't know if I was too late with my edit but I added in a bit on plastic to the first part.
2286152 Hmm... assuming the livable areas inside the ship are intact, you might be able to see what they consider an optimal environment, temperature wise, anyway. And from there, how observant they are on outside excursions, how often they tend to glance up versus at the horizon might indicate the general location of dangerous or interesting things in their home environment.
Glancing upwards often might indicate that humans expect predators or fruit to be above them, which indicates that they live in a jungle (or perhaps a modern city like Fillydelphia). Considering they are ground based, I've ruled out the possibility of humans hunting in a 3 dimensional environment. With their long gangly limbs, it's possible that they can climb for fruit and lizards and whatever else an omnivore likes.
2286298 You wrote this orgasmic thing?! Well, hot damn, I'm glad I'm subscribed to you! Field reports like these are exactly what I'm trying to write, though I couldn't think of what Twilight would take away from her observations. I mean... what do your eyes land on when you're from a different culture?
And I was able to figure out you were talking about plastic, even though you didn't name drop the material.
2286273 Hmmm... They DID crash in the Everfree forest... would anypony truly notice if I maybe spread a little manticor urine around the edges of their camp? I might as well set up the scrying spell and watch from a safe distance.
If any of them die, I've got a body to autopsy.
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My pleasure to please.
You've a got a story coming out, do you? Guess I'll have to pay closer attention to my feed.
2286402 Well, a lot of the pony half of it will be discussions between Lyra and Twilight, at least in the first few chapters.
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Looks like you're off to a good start. I especially like the quick bit about Lyra's distaste for being associated with other equines. The observations seem perfectly sound, too.
2286479 Yay! Second opinion accepted!
OK, I'm back home and off my phone—Time to play (for the purposes of this thought experiment the ship has performed a controlled landing after its Alcubierre Drive burned out):