*heavy breathing* · 7:30pm Feb 7th, 2015
real name wesley connor, live in Douglasville, born in Atlanta, military fan, hollywood undead fan, skillet fan, martial artist, make stories, make posters on the computer
So naturally I gave him some advice. Let me know what you think, and throw in your two bits for this lovely specimen of our fandom.
OMFG, he has a Wattpad account
Wait, holy shit, it's all falling into place!
This man is an alternate-reality Christian Weston Chandler who got obsessed with Call of Duty rather than Sonic the Hedgehog!
Seriously, look at his speech patterns, his Deviantart, his general retardacity. It's CWC's spitting goddamn image, right down to blaming everything on "stress", calling everyone who thinks he's an idiot a "jerk", and informing everyone that he's "working on it", so we should "stop giving him crap."
I can't help but hear the CinamaSins ding after every snarky remark.
And yes, I am going through all of your
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Go for it. Tell me how much I fucked up. It'll be great.
2790954 No, I meant while I was reading your "review".
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I know. I'm just hoping we can form some manner of circlejerk regarding everything I've done.
2792500 I'm not good at orchestrating a circlejerk. Tried it once. Failed miserably.
I can try to solidify "in full of tear" as a thing, though. You know what they say about forced memes. *Shrek*
2776858 so? I have a Wattpad account. I'm guessing you like bullying people who has Watt pad like a butthole. Awesome. I hope something bad happens to you. It won't be me, but it would be someone else you bullied.
Hey everyone here, get a life from being jerks towards others.
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3460458 what's this for?
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It's a pokemon, it's called slowpoke.
...Because you're a slowpoke...
The comment you replied to was 34 weeks old...
3460505 Wow awesome. Guess what you are...nothing. I don't care what you call me. I know what I am, you on the other hand is nothing.
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Ik these accounts are all dead but Jesus y’all are fucking scumbags for online bullying
Hope you have horrible luck For the rest of your sad life