If someone can come up with a decent reason why this site isn't completely full of irredeemable shitheads, I won't leave.

As it is, I find it's less and less "fanfiction site" and more and more "illustrated collection of obnoxious writing tropes and general persons of subaverage intelligence".

They say that the people who live through change are always convinced that everything's going to shit even if it's constantly improving, but I don't see it here.

User: whiskeycharlie141
Bio:

real name wesley connor, live in Douglasville, born in Atlanta, military fan, hollywood undead fan, skillet fan, martial artist, make stories, make posters on the computer

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So I created this beautiful piece of fanart in less than a minute in photoshop and I'd like to pass it along to the author on his fic, but alas!

He has blocked me, for some reason. Frankly, it doesn't surprise me, it's just that I think he really needs to see this uplifting, spiritual piece.

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By which I mean like fifteen people. In any event, I wrote another, and this time it's really fucking weird.

Seriously, this is a strange fic. Hold on to your asses.

Well, "review" in the sense that MST3K is a "review panel", but I like to think that it counts.

Here ya go.

Killer Rarity

Just as described on the tin, but this is just...

I'm pretty sure it's a trollfic, but I'm still laughing my ass off.

Several quotes for your pleasure:

Pinkie Pie laughed. "Rarity isn't a murder. Ha. Well I have to go home, bye." Pinkie Pie said walking to the door.

"Pinkie, its not safe." Twilight said. Then Pinkie Pie left.

That is literally half of the first chapter.

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I need to make one of these, because everyone else does, y'see.

Well, 2014 wasn't the worst. But it wasn't the best. It was just another year. There isn't really any point complaining, because I survived.

Looking forward, I see lots of shit in the world's future. Goddamn Nostradamus, I am. It's OK, though--there's still about two more years before fimfic becomes completely irrelevant.

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Seriously, why?

Every time. Every single goddamn time I read a fic, she's either good, good and shipped with someone else who's good, or at the very least not evil.

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So what did I find in the Fuckhole Box five minutes ago?

Guess.

No, really. Take a fucking guess.

ANOTHER GOD DAMN LoHAV.

For fuck's sake, Fimfiction. Weren't the dozens we were bombarded with this summer bad enough? Didn't we suffer through the tidal waves of shit already?

I...

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