Voicemail on the Ides of March

*dials number* *line rings a few times* C'mon! C'mon! Pick up man!

You have reached the voicemail of Consul Julius Caesar. Please leave your name, number and a quick message after the tone. Pax! *beep*

"Hey Julius, it's me. You might want to watch out for Brutus. I think he's up to something shady. I know you and him go way back and all I'm sayin' is don't turn your back on him, okay? My new number is VVV-XIVXVXXIX. Hit me up and let me know you're okay."

*hangs up phone* "I hope he gets that message in time."

Comments

[Huk]

Sadly he didn't read the message in time, and that's how much faster SMS was born