Hey there, party ponies! It's your bestest, bubbliest, most fun-loving filly friend, Pinkie Pie, here to get you up and groovin' like it's 1985! Ever wanted to feel like the raddest aerobics star in all of Equestria? Well, now's your chance! Grab those leg warmers, slap on a neon headband, and join me for a workout adventure that's totally gonna rock your socks off!

Just picture this: You're chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and then—BAM!—you stumble upon the coolest Fimfiction story ever! It's got me, Pinkie Pie, rocking an 80s vibe so hard, even the synthwave is jealous. As soon as you hit play, you're transported back in time with the sweetest 80s beats, and suddenly, there I am, ready to lead you through the most fun, fabulous, and funky workout you've ever done!

We'll stretch, we'll wiggle, we'll jump like we're bouncing on jellybeans, and we'll squat like we're popping corks at the biggest party in Ponyville! Whether you're behind your computer, on your phone, or just looking for a way to get your hooves (or feet!) moving, this story is packed with energy, excitement, and exercises that'll have you smiling and sweating in no time.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this totally tubular tale, and let's make fitness fun, fun, FUN together! Remember, every workout is a party when you're with Pinkie Pie. Keep moving, keep grooving, and most importantly, keep smiling!

An IT manager with an embarrassing secret personal pastime (fanfic author) gets an unexpected video conference call from Equestria, and a strange request that he cannot refuse because:
1 - Twilight is asking, and
2 - Pinkie Pie won’t let him.

One fateful day, a simple man is ripped from his comfortable bed, and is swung across realities into a world not his own and a body eerily familiar to him.

He now has the eldritch powers of a certain pink earth pony. What will he do with said power? Only time will tell.

The shitposting and references have been doubled!

Thanks for the feature! 7/5/24 - 11/5/24 And nearly the top of popular!
Holy moly, featured again right after posting chapter 2. Thank you.

Here's the link to the original cover art image

[This will be randomly updated whenever I feel like it]

Applejack is chosen as The Nightmare's new host.

It really isn't that big of a deal. Until it is.

What does it mean to be a plush? What does it mean to be Pinkie Pie?

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Thanks to Visharo for pre-reading.

The spirits of ponies flit about life, and where they choose to land, become one with others. Here are the stories of those who Change. Who become more, who meet their ponies with open arms and leave with open hooves.

After being cured by Twilight's spell and creating the bat sanctuary in the apple orchard, Fluttershy learns that she still has some bat blood inside her. And that the bat side of her is thirsty. So thirsty...

[A/N: Rated teen for mild language, blood, mild violence and sexual references. (If this ends up rated mature, there will be no clop in it. Sorry, but this isn't one of those stories. Go read Triage for that). I guess this could be considered AU since it takes place shortly after "Bats!" But at the same time it isn't since Fluttershy did still have the fang at the end of the episode, and I'm just expanding on that in my own special way. Hope you enjoy!]

Cover art by Follow Focus

(Spoilers in the comments so be warned.)

This is a one-shot, off the cuff little story written for the sheer amusement of it. The mane six prepare for the shooting of their next episode and the gloves come off. Totally intended to be silly and written as a 1 hour challenge to myself.

When Twilight and her friends agree to enter Discord's maze he could just trick them under their own rules so they won't bother him again. But why do that when he has a thousand years of ideas for chaotic fun and half a dozen grateful targets to test them on.

Includes: hypnosis, diapers, plushes, pooltoys, latex, inflation and various other kinds of silliness.

Co-authored by MintyCandy.

The ponies become very popular streamers.

Cover art by Pabbley. Thanks to brainstorming help on Discord, and to Majin Syeekoh, Samey90, and Mockingbirb for pre-reading.

Inspired by this tweet.

Note: "Teen" content rating pre-approved by Majin.

Audio Reading!