I don't own Metal Gear Rising Or Mlp. Original credit to Autronic for the cover image. After our meme-loving friend has been defeated by our hero Raiden and after Raiden kills him, Armstrong is teleported to a strange land. What will he do? Start war with a copyright Pakistan or will he find peace?

One minute when I was on the Computer. The next minute I'm in Equestria. How did that happen?

Fallow me as I start a new life in Ponyville.

I suppose it's only natural that "EHM," as its title is so commonly shortened, should find its way to FIMfiction. This is the premiere destination for MLP fanfics nowadays, and it would seem amiss if a story that so many people have read did not take its place here.
As most of you know by now, this is a story about DMT, A blob, and Mac, going out on a grand adventure into lands beyond Equestria to save the life of Twilight Sparkle. It's about those three ponies growing both separately and together, and it's about exploring just what makes up the world where Friendship Is Magic takes place. It's a story about growth, struggle, and sacrifice. Nopony in it leaves it unchanged.
You will notice, if you have read this story before, that I have removed a lot of the use of bold text and some of the uses of italics. I really did use a great deal of marked-up text in this story, far more than is actually necessary to convey meaning and emphasis. Hopefully this makes for a cleaner read.
A huge debt is owed to everyone who has read this story since I started writing it way back in 2011. You all helped me keep going when my spirit seemed to falter. It is for you that I place this story here- and for you that I write what will come next.

Blurb: DMT has always assumed that his body hated him, and so did the universe. His theory is proven when a series of unfortunate events occur, resulting in him in Equestria and nearly being killed over again and again due to plane crashes, falling ponies and a bunch of other derpy situations. Ok, shoot me for not being MASSIVLY original, but this has quite a lot of differences to all the other Human in Equestria stories. It’s a rather amusing and random, contains quite a large amount of choice language, a hell of a lot of references, especially to epic titles and books such as The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and sexual puns as well. I will have a relationship involved in my story but I doubt I will include clop, but I don’t know yet, and if I do, there will be a link to it instead of me including it in the main story so those who do not generally read pornography don’t have to, the next chapter would skip to the morning after most likely. I’ve got TONS of ideas for this and will see it to the end, so if you enjoy, throw up your thumb and throw down a comment to give me any feedback at all, praise and criticisms so I can make live up to all your expectations. Love and tolerance bro’s! (\ P.S I have chosen myself as the main character so I can express my feelings about what happens in the story from my point of view, and also explain what I would do in these situations. I can tell you that all my little back stories are true, so that’s pretty original and cool, however it has resulted in my friend, Hoe Joward, (You’ll learn more about him in the story as it progresses) making a parody of it that’s really offensive to me, and so weird and nonsensical it will melt your brain, but it’s bloody brilliant so I’ll link it at the end of the story for you to read.

Jesus finds his way into Equestria.

Well this is were a Brony has a been bullied by every one for being a brony and even his family resents him and he has had enough and make a wish to be in Equestria, but didn't think it would come true, but it did and he was wearing a Lantern Ring of Sinestor Corps and a pendent of said corps. The ring gives him powers like the Sinestor Corps Power rings. Will Our hero ever make it back or will he be stuck their forever? Will he even want to go back? Why am I asking you people I'm the writer. was once know as The Seventh Element of Harmony. Also this is like a Green lantern Crossoverish both pics in cover are the same guy just at different point in the story.

this is a story that i just decided to write and i think i made the first chapter tarable but i am going to keep writing and i hope you guys like
also i got a editor to start editing my storys and he will fix them plaese dont make to much hate on me

Twilight Sparkle is now an Alicorn! Yay! And Flash Sentry, one of the Royal Guard, has arranged a secret meeting after the Coronation. But Sunset Shimmer appeared with Flash Sentry, talking to each other. Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer fought, but Princess Celestia taught them a lesson. Who will Flash Sentry choose?

Nyx was a teenager, and everypony forgot about the Nightmare Moon thing (Except for Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon). But she thought she met the right guy, but appareantly she was wrong. This does have characters from "Next Generation Elements". Their are some references about Teen Titans in this story.

Theater Critic, an online movie reviewer, finds a portal and goes inside. There, he finds out he is the Seventh Element of Harmony, the Element of time! With the help of his friends, Babs seed, plus the mane 6, they try to get Wind to fit in!

A classic bad story that will be riffed in the future...

This is a realistic view on how shipping would actually happen in the show. Almost every pony has been shipped with everypony else, but this is what would actually happen if two ponies ever attempted at a relationship.

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No offense to any shippers, even though you shouldn't take any. If anypony would like to see any other shippings done on this fic, just leave a comment. Maybe I'll write it if I feel like it.