After Twilight Time officially ended, Twilight decided to spend that time treating herself, once a week, before quickly working it back off. It was there, that she met a waiter, who offered profound advice, seemingly for her every predicament.

Or: Twilight goes back in time to try and fix her past.
Written for: Hazardous Writing Materials and Challenges Contest #1: ANACHRONISTIC STORIES

Traducción Española: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/Los-sufrimientos-de-la-ineptitud-eterna-990274753

Luna stepped carefully through the underbrush, torch lighting the way as she used her magic to keep it lit despite the torrential downpour. Her fur was soaking wet, even the parts protected by her cloak. But she did not care. Luna had bigger worries than the rain.

For she was alone.

A noble dragon is not decided by blood, but by fate. Celestia knows this, but as she thinks back on the origins of Spike's egg, she ponders the truth of that statement.

Princess Celestia is a mare of refined tastes. She prefers her cakes triple chocolate, and her coffee four sugars. However when Luna brings in Twilight with news of an incoming threat that neither of them can face, Celestia is forced to stand up and fight.
And this time, she's taking her socks off.

Apple Bloom decided to go into the Everfree to see if Zecora had any clue's on how to get her cutie mark. Somehow a Timberwolf got involved. It was totally not her fault. She definitely did not see it sleeping near a river on her way there and try to get her 'Timberwolf smasher' cutie mark.

Nope.

Derpy was helping bust some clouds when one of the clouds shocked Derpy.
The blast reconfigured her frontal lobe digmabobtrix from it's usual derp into a SUPAH SPECIAL FRONTAL LOBE DIGMABOBTRIX.
And now she has super powers.
She does!

A Púca is a legendary shapeshifter, said to bring both good and bad fortune. One has not been seen in Equestria in nearly a thousand years. Ponies thought them extinct, dead, deceased. Celestia had even stopped teaching about them, having herself forgotten they could still exist. So naturally, when one shows up in Ponyville, ponies mistake it for a black goat.

Pooka isn't going to let this insult slide. Ponies must be taught a lesson.

It is very rare for Pinkie Pie to be gifted with such a horrible day where everything seems to go wrong, however as she has that exact day, she begins to notice something strange.

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Thanks to Stargazer for the help in brainstorming.

Sometimes you have to risk it all.
Sometimes, it fails and you lose everything.

I thought I understood that better than most.

Everyday I put my life on the line with stunts beyond compare. Pushing myself to my limits, riding that fine line between too far and not enough. I had fans, I had a sister, I had friends. I still have those things, except there is a big difference.

“You will never fly again.”