Tobi's P.O.V
"So, where're we going, Sempai?"
Yoshimitsu-sempai checked the map. "From the looks of things, we're heading towards some place called Stalliongrad."
I nodded. "So, it's filled with communists?"
"Indeed. The Red Scare never happened here. They also don't have a North Korea analogue."
I nodded. "North Korea was pretty shitty when we left. Wonder how it's going back home?"
Yoshimitsu shrugged. "Obviously, it's been absorbed into the Australian Empire."
"Sempai, there's no such thing as an Australian Empire."
"Well, there should be."
For a while, we trundled along in silence. The air was clear, birds were singing, and the sky was really blue. Our car glimmered a nice shade of red, though there were a few dirt stains here and there.
"Sempai, we should sing a song."
"I know just the one!" With that, Sempai drummed on the side, we sang the most appropriate song for what we felt.
Afterwards, we laughed. "Oh man, that was awesome. I needed that."
I shrugged. It felt better singing here for some reason. Maybe it was the air, or the insanity. Either one.
"So, sempai, I was thinking..."
"Yeah?"
"What was the deal with the Nudist Invader?"
In another universe...
He'd forgotten his name.
He'd forgotten his purpose.
All he remembered...
Was trolling.
He grinned and whooped, running away while the entire Royal Guard chased him. His naked ass shone brightly in the sun, with only a loincloth preserving his modesty.
Modesty.
Who needs that when you're trolling.
He turned to his chasers.
"Why? Please, tell me, why are you doing this?"
Twilight Sparkle looked at him with tears in her eyes.
"I'm a Very Crazy Griefer, that's why."
With that, his Red Eye Orb activated, sending him to another world and avoiding them yet again.
THAT WASN'T A SONG
Yes, there should
and now lets sing a song of Wind Waker in Equestria!
thanks for the story even thou i was looking for the song you meant....
Nice chapter!
Did you ever get the Thousand Years of Death compilation I sent you?
Shameless plug is shameless.
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I swear that was an accident. It's been fixed.
4342004 If you say so. *Gives a not-so-subtle wink*
Less walkk, more singg!
Goddamnit, another one? Jesus. Auto-downvote.
4342119 Exactly.
Americans, amiright?
lol
4342184 so that were all the min-downvotes come from.....
It doesn't much sound like he's forgotten he purpose.
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and instead of attack-dogs, they have attack-Kangaroos....and spiders, and snakes, and birds, and-