Sir Hat
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Welp.
That was something new.
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Never a dull moment in Celestia's vagina.
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I honestly don't doubt that.
Doubly so after this roller coaster of a fic.
...
What... in... the actual... fuck?
What the fuck did I just read?
It was amazing but still...
What the fuck did I JUST read?!
...
Celestia has Seamen on her back!
WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE UPVOTING THIS?!?!?!.... WHY THE HELL DID I UPVOTE THIS?!?!?!
"Yarr, drop and give me booty!"
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Like LeafBug said, new it is indeed. Interesting story, my good sir.
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I've seen some shit.
But i never seen anyone cum sea man.
I want to come up with some sort of joke about shipping, but nothing comes to mind.
Dammit.
This is what happens when you start shipping too hard.
Okay, if I were to rate this from one to one hundred on the scale of insanity I would rate it a good seventy. Right around What the actual FUCK. Still funny to read though, but one question comes to mind; what cam out of Celestia the last time?!
Yiss
Huh. Given the moon's more direct effect on the tides, you'd think Luna's would be the snatching snatch.
)
On that note, I think you may have stumbled upon what happened to Amelia Earhart.
(And I dare not imagine what strange dimensions Princess Pinkie's pie might be connected to.
In any case, thank you for another glorious bit of insanity.
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Such is Hat.
This ranks very high on the list of what the fuckery that I have seen in my time on this site.
I'm so sorry.
Uh.....what the hay just happened?
So many wats.
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9/11, Not bad - IGN
What the fuck did I just read? Can someone tell me what the fuck I just read? I-just why? Why??
4658707 I sea what you did there.
I can't.
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I have been broken.
4659672 Water you doing man!? No more puns
....
I"........ Um.... Di I, , I have no words to describe this story.....
Good story, but,,, wtf did I read? No wait, don't answer that,,
Ecuse my language by the way.
I don't think I have ever ever ever read something so insane it made m not even care that a spelt excuse wrong..... I have never read something so insane that it raped my brain until I can't even think right,,,,,
Celestia's cunt is an amazing thing apparently.
What in the actual fuck?
Can I use this someday?
I wonder what treasure I can find in that hole of hers (there is more treasure in that big ass of hers). PREPARE TO SET SAIL!! :P
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The Kraken!
4660228 Can I come on the voyage with ye?
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An anal adventure for Anders and his crew, to attain astonishing amounts of wealth and arm-candy.
4660822 Oh, and a jolly adventure it shall be!
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you may join me but I require you to bring something to record our adventures on this SHITTY journey.
(was it to early to some crappy puns)
make a little story of this adventure XD
Leave it to Hat to make a second chapter!
#tia_in_a_lewd_gesture_on_the_cover? == *Instant fave*
... wait, what's the story about? *read*
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Fool...
4661128 *can't breath, too much LOLZ!* F*CKING Hilarious!!!!!
The fun has been doubled! Is it strange if I don't find this story strange at all?
4661156 strangely, I have the feeling that, this is actually canon...
If I would have been there... I would probably laugh my head of...
more yiss
This is the single best story ever written.
#tenouttaten
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No, I'm gonna trademark all crows-nests from here on in!
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But you're usually so angry...BE MAD YOU RAGEY BASTARD!