The Courageous and Awesome Trixie Lulamoon

by SuperChaosKG

Bear Country: Part 1

<b> Deep in the Everfree Forest </b>

When the mystical light vanished, Trixie Lulamoon turned around to gather her surroundings. She was expecting to find a meadow or a least flatland. This was not what Trixie was expecting at ALL! It was dark, mysterious and full of trees.

<i>This can't be right! Did the Great and Powerful Trixie go off course or something? </i>, Trixie thought to herself. Suddenly, another flash appeared a letter floated in front of Trixie. Using her magic, she unfurled it and started to read.

<u> Dear My faithful Student,

Did I say Equestrian Plains? I meant the Everfree Forest. So sorry. Oh, wait. No, I'm really not.
Ahhh, I LOVE a good troll in the morning! Anyway, I wouldn't send you there if I didn't think you could survive! What? Is the "Great and Powerful Trixie" afraid of a wittle forest? Your mission still stands! Now, get to it! </u>

Love,

Princess "Trolluna" Luna

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Trixie was shocked, to say the least. Not only did, the princess send her here on purpose, she deliberately lied! Trixie was stuck here in this... this wretched place! Still, Trixie had a mission and she was sticking to it! <i> There must be SOMEPLACE to live and prosper! </i> ,she thought to herself. And so Trixie began her search for a home.
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<i> Around a half hour later... </i>

After a half hour of continuous walking, The Great and Powerful Trixie found a large cave. <i> Well... Trixie certainly lived in worst places than this. Like that alley in... <b> Fillydelphia.</b> </i> thought the unicorn as she shuddered at the memory. And so, the azure mare walked into the cave and fell asleep.

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A short while later, Trixie felt something hot on her neck. She slowly opened her eyes, about to yell at the perpetrator for waking the Great and Powerful Trixie, when she realized something. The thing waking her couldn't be a pony. The nearest town was... Ponyville(she grunted at the name) and that was awhile away!

So, she slowly turned around and saw a great beast. It was blue and its fur appeared to be made of stars. It seemed very pissed off and was growling a warning.

It was an Ursa Minor. A beast that had been plaguing Trixie's thoughts since the Ponyville incident.

"WHA!" yelled Trixie as she jumped back into the cave wall. The Ursa started to advance on her. "A-A-An Ur-Ursa M-M-Minor?!" cried Trixe "Trixie is in the cave of an URSA MINOR?!" The bear, enraged by her outburst, advanced even quicker. And then Trixie saw something that made her heart skip a beat.

There was another Ursa Minor. There were two Ursa Minors and one was about to eat her.

"NOOOOO!" shouted Trixie as she tried to formulate a terminate spell large enough for two Ursas. The Ursa was 10 feet away.

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Trixie finally finished prepping the spell and in a panic, launched it at the two. An explosion occured and Trixie started to cough. She opened her eyes...

And the Ursas were still there.

<i> Well, Trixie guesses this... is the end </i> Trixie curled up to have a minimum amount of pain inflicted on her upon death. The Ursa opened its mouth and.., " WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, SLEEPING IN OUR CAVE?!"

Trixie blinked confused. "Wait. Did you just...talk? "Yes I just talked! I ALWAYS talk but you equines never listen!"
<i> Has Trixie finally lost it? Well, everypony said she was crazy... wait a second. There's also the possibility that- how did I fail that badly? </i> In her rush for survival, she accidentally launched a TRANSLATE spell.

The other Ursa (who wore a pink bow for unknown reasons) came over and said "Guys, keep it down! Look, bro. I know you're angry that she's sleeping in our cave, but it's just a little pony. Besides, You don't want to-" It was too late. A rumbling was heard and felt and Trixie looked up even higher. Standing 25 stories was a purple furred bear with stars forming said fur. It appeared to be sleepy and VERY PISSED OFF.

<i> Oh shit.</i>

Trixie just accidentally woke up an Ursa Major.

Comments

[Trickquestion]

They see me trollin'.... They hatin...

Very funny, keep it up.

[ZayneTheMayne]

yes just yes, getting to see two of my most love'd charecter's in the same fic you sir get a like a track a favorite and a moustache!